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25 Better Things To Do That Watching New Year’s Rockin’ Eve

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Dick Clark, host of New Years Rockin’ Eve since 1864, died in April 2012. ABC has opted to continue their New Years tradition without Clark, instead having Ryan Seacrest, Fergie and Jenny McCarthy as hosts.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Dec 28th

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This is it, this is the end of 2012. What cinematic gems does this week hold, what final messages shall we carry onto a new yea as arbitrarily determined by calendar makers some years ago? This shit!

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Holy Taco’s 2012 in Review

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Lotta stuff went down this year. Grab a drink and check it out!

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5 Movie Scenes that Best Represent the Holiday Season

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Christmas is over for another year but lest we forget what we love about the holidays, let’s enjoy these stellar movie scenes that really cut to the heart of what we all love about the holidays. Be you Christian, Jew, Muslim or wrong, we can all a...

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The Fleshlight Box Incident: Christmas Time

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Grandma called again since it’s Christmas. Here it is for your enjoyment.

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Ten-Penny the Wizard and the Land of Fat Squirrels

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It being Christmas Eve and all, we invite you to gather the family around and read this delightful holiday tale. It’s about the holidays in no way at all, but it does feature knobs. So that’s something.

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Reviewing Movies for the End of the World

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Today is the last day of the world. If you’re reading this, assume it just hasn’t gotten to you yet. Personally I wonder what time zone the world ends in first. Do the Japanese get it? That’s rough for them. But maybe they get to experience t...

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Have a Merry, Tacky Christmas with the Justice Coin

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Pull up a Yule log and pour yourself some nog, Holy Taco has a tale of holiday woe and crapitude for you. As you’d expect this time of year, there are many gifts to be bought for many loved ones and people you are obligated to spend time with ali...

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The 25 Best Things About Krampus

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Are you familiar with Krampus? Our Alpine friends cooked him up as a sort of counter to Saint Nicholas. He’s basically a Christmas monster that shows up and punishes bad kids and if they’re particularly bad, they get stuffed in his sack and take...

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How to Be a Mall Santa

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So you’ve decided to be society’s version of herpes, good for you! Now is the season when mall Santas are in higher demand than ever because early June mall Santas are usually serial killers who are actually volunteers more often than not. Many ...

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