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Russian Dog Jealous Of Jessica Alba. Has Baby.

Russian Dog Jealous Of Jessica Alba. Has Baby.

As a longtime fan of The Weekly World News, I was pleasantly surprised to see this story about a Russian dog who gave birth to some human-ish mutant creature. Well, it’s not really a story because there are no words, it’s just a serie...

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Scientists Make Amazing Discovery!

Scientists Make Amazing Discovery!

According to ananova.com Scientists believe they have discovered the secret of tiny Kylie Minogue’s perfect legs. Research found the average 5ft 4in woman would need shapely 30.5 inch long legs to reach perfection. “Although her legs ...

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Britney In Shower = Stinky Surprise

Britney In Shower = Stinky Surprise

Every once in a while, something will happen during a celebrity interview that will give you a window into what that celebrity’s real life is like.  People.com reported: During a strange radio interview with one of Britney Spears’ fri...

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Hillary Clinton Is A Dirty Girl

Hillary Clinton Is A Dirty Girl

Horny Hillary – Watch more free videos This is from a website called starmashers.com. They provide you with tons of different clips of certain celebrities saying single words, so that you can mix and match them to have the same celebrity sa...

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My Monkey Picked My Tea

My Monkey Picked My Tea

If you’re in to tea, and you’re in to monkeys, then I have some exciting news for you. There’s a brand of tea on the market that’s picked solely by monkeys. Loaded with antioxidants, monkey picked tea ($25) is, as the nam...

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Thirsty Thursday: Budweiser + Clamato = Chelada

Thirsty Thursday: Budweiser + Clamato = Chelada

I have to hand it to Budweiser. For all the crap they get for being a mainstream American lager, they actually go out of their way to try new things (see their seasonal Jack’s Pumpkin Spice Ale and my personal fave, Tequiza). Now they’...

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Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen.  Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out. usmagazine.com reports: Ash...

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Jump Off The Empire State Building…Sorta

Jump Off The Empire State Building…Sorta

Man Tries To Jump Off Empire State Building – Watch more free videos Let me ask you this question: How can you still seem like the biggest frickin’ tool on the planet when you’re doing something as bad ass as jumping off the Empi...

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Matthew McConaughey Grows Baby

Matthew McConaughey Grows Baby

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting a child, according to people.com: “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together,” McConaughey writes.  “It’s 3 months grown in her womb” Really?  They ...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Xbox and Old Spice Stuff

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Xbox and Old Spice Stuff

Write a caption for this photo and you can win the following prize package from Old Spice: A year’s supply of Old Spice Products (12 body washes, 12 deordorants, 12 body sprays), an official Xbox Wireless Racing Wheel and an Xbox Arcade Sti...

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