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Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Makes An offer – Watch more free videos So, at first, Scarlett Johansson let people bid on a chance to go to the premiere of her new movie “He’s Just Not That In To You,” that also stars Ben Affleck and D...

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10 Best Sports Press Conference Meltdowns

10 Best Sports Press Conference Meltdowns

After seeing Kevin Borseth’s amazing post-game press conference freak out over a women’s college basketball game, we were reminded about some of our favorite post-game tirades. Because it’s not about who wins and loses, it’...

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These People Want To Have Sex With Birds

These People Want To Have Sex With Birds

I’m not one to judge, so I’m going to let EroticFalconry.com speak for itself: What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded fo...

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Asante Samuel Makes Tom Brady Cry

Asante Samuel Makes Tom Brady Cry

The last time we saw Asante Samuel, he was dropping a game ending interception in the Super Bowl.  Apparently he feels like he needs to punish himself for that mistake, so he signed with the Philadelphia Eagles.  Yahoo sports reports: Philadelphi...

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People Want To Do Ellen Page

People Want To Do Ellen Page

The Holy Taco readers have spoken and with almost 18,000 votes cast, a vast majority of you want to do Ellen Page, the chick from Juno who portrayed someone who was in HIGH SCHOOL.  Seriously people, what’s wrong with you?  You sicken me. A...

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Angelina Jolie Buys Penis Gum For Her Kid

Angelina Jolie Buys Penis Gum For Her Kid

I’ve been around enough kids to know that the only way to get them to shut up is to buy them shit. So I applaud Angelina Jolie for this: After treating her son Maddox to a screening of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood’s ArcLigh...

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Celebrities LOVE Barack Obama

Celebrities LOVE Barack Obama

Look, I like Barack Obama but for the love of God, he didn’t create the universe. I was half way expecting to see someone saying “I had third degree burns over 90% of my body. Barack Obama gave me his feces and I rubbed it all over ...

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Drink This: Lucid Absinthe

Drink This: Lucid Absinthe

Absinthe is back. After being banned for nearly 100 years, the mythical licorice-flavored spirit is now legally sold in both the US and Europe and it’s your duty to see what all the fuss is about. But first, a history lesson. The legend tha...

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How To: Get Laid In 40 Seconds

How To: Get Laid In 40 Seconds

   Buy some rubbers and get some ointment for that rash. We’re gonna get you some sex,fast. 1. Always be ready If you’re going to get laid in less than a minute, you need to look like a guy who can get laid in less than a minute. So ma...

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Chevy Tahoe Hybrid

Chevy Tahoe Hybrid

Alright, it’s a Friday night. You’ve just done back and bi’s at the gym. You and some of the other super sweet bros from the sales team want to cruise for some special ladies. You need a car that will not only make you look c...

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