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Holy Taco Presidential Endorsements

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What makes a good presidential candidate? We here at the Taco say it’s good decision making. And what decision is more important than the decision of “Who am I going to hump for the rest of my life?” With that in mind, Holy Ta...

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Does Iowa Heart Huckabee?

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Today, the nation puts their political future in the hands of…Iowa. Instead of trying to learn what a caucas is, I’d rather just sit back and reminisce about the last time the Tall Corn state put democracy to work.

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Masturbation is fun…and dangerous!

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If you’re a dude, and you masturbate, then listen to this important news. If you’re a dude and you do not masturbate, then you are not alive and thus unable to read this blog. I just read this, straight from a website called healthys...

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Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Marry Draft Busts

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Despite what you hear, Kim Kardashian did not get married to Subway Sandwich spokesman and part-time football player, Reggie Bush. Reality star Kim Kardashian, 26, tells Usmagazine.com that she didn’t make it official with NFL running back ...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tournament III

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Write a caption of the above photo and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III. You’ve played Unreal. This is the third version of it. Which means it’s three times better than the first version. Here’s what it looks like. ...

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Top 8 Celebs to Die in ’08

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Because predicting when regular people are going to die isn’t fun. 8. Michael Vick He’s in jail. I know what happens in jail, I’ve seen Oz and watched that Adam Sandler movie, and I was horrified by both. He’s got a tar...

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Let Your Friends Know They Suck. Officially.

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Remember how awesome Mad Libs were? Somehow it was always funny to put the word “fart” into any sentence. Well, a new website called Bureau of Communication combines the spirit of Mad Libs with official-looking government correspondan...

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Lily Allen Likes Anal Sex

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I’ll be honest, I want to have anal sex with every girl I see (yes, even the fat ones. And yes, even the fatter ones.) So it’s nice to hear a non-porno crack skank discussing the finer points of going in through the back door. Lily Al...

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2008 = Lots of Dumb Politics

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Mike Huckabee wants you to know that he’s not gonna talk shit about other republican presidential candidates. In fact, just to make sure you know, he’s going to make a negative ad, THEN he’s going to show EVERYONE the negative ...

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Google Image Search Of The Day: New Years

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I typed in “New Years” into the google image search and after perusing a couple pages, I found this gem. I only WISH I could go to a New Year’s Eve party tonight where this band was playing. Instead I’ll have to hear nine...

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Articles - Page 317

Holy Taco Presidential Endorsements

Does Iowa Heart Huckabee?

Masturbation is fun…and dangerous!

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Marry Draft Busts

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tournament III

Top 8 Celebs to Die in ’08

Let Your Friends Know They Suck. Officially.

Lily Allen Likes Anal Sex

2008 = Lots of Dumb Politics

Google Image Search Of The Day: New Years

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