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How To: Get Laid In 40 Seconds

How To: Get Laid In 40 Seconds

   Buy some rubbers and get some ointment for that rash. We’re gonna get you some sex,fast. 1. Always be ready If you’re going to get laid in less than a minute, you need to look like a guy who can get laid in less than a minute. So ma...

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Chevy Tahoe Hybrid

Chevy Tahoe Hybrid

Alright, it’s a Friday night. You’ve just done back and bi’s at the gym. You and some of the other super sweet bros from the sales team want to cruise for some special ladies. You need a car that will not only make you look c...

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Angie Harmon Loves John McCain

Angie Harmon Loves John McCain

I was undecided as to who I was going to vote for in the presidential election. That is, until now! Usmagazine.com reports: Add Angie Harmon to the list of celebrities publicly supporting their favorite presidential hopefuls. Her pick? Republic...

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Orlando Bloom Smells Like Crap

Orlando Bloom Smells Like Crap

I always thought that when you’re really good looking, it’s okay to smell like shit. Starmagazine.com reports: Orlando Bloom is back with his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, but it won̵...

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Kevin Federline Line Is Year Older, Stupider

Kevin Federline Line Is Year Older, Stupider

Vegas has some of the best magicians in the world.  Some make tigers disappear.  Some make people levitate.  And some perform the greatest trick of all, finding a way to become millionaires without any talent, skills, or education. People.com rep...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win MLB 08 The Show for PS3

Give-A-Wednesday: Win MLB 08 The Show for PS3

Write a caption of Greg Valentino, my favorite roid head, and you can win a copy of MLB 08 The Show for PS3. And now thanks for the miracles of modern medicine, the 400 homer season you rack up in this game won’t be far off from the real th...

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48% Of Teens Didn’t Buy A CD Last Year

48% Of Teens Didn’t Buy A CD Last Year

In a report that shocked only the crappy corporate music industry and possibly the Braillettes, it looks like fewer and fewer teens are buying CDs these days. According to MacWorld.com: The popularity of the iTunes Store has propelled Apple to th...

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New Air Jordan’s: From The Future?

New Air Jordan’s: From The Future?

Remember when you were little and you wanted a pair of Air Jordan’s but instead your mom bought you L.A Gear and everyone made fun of you?  You probably don’t, but I do.  Walking into the shoe store and coming out with L.A. Gear was l...

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Starbucks Shuts Down: Chaos Ensues

Starbucks Shuts Down: Chaos Ensues

All right, no one freak out. Just breathe in and out through your nose because I’m about to lay some FRIGHTENING shit on you. Fox reports: Coffee giant Starbucks announced this month that it would close most of its 7,000 U.S. stores for t...

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Jason Bourne Is Back!

Jason Bourne Is Back!

Apparently there are people out there who haven’t had their asses kicked, because Jason Bourne is back. Popsugar.com reports: Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass are both lined up for a fourth installment of the Bourne franchise. Wait...

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