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Charlton Heston: A Funeral To Die For

Charlton Heston: A Funeral To Die For

I must admit, I got pretty excited when I heard that Charlton Heston had died. Not because I wanted him dead, but because I knew his funeral was going to be the social event of the season. So I went out and bought a new tuxedo. Then, to make sure...

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Paris Hilton Wants To Buy Cheetah

Paris Hilton Wants To Buy Cheetah

I’m starting to really enjoy the combination of being really super rich with being really super stupid.  It’s like right up there with the mixing of peanut butter and jelly, or hands and boobs.  Popsugar  reports: Paris Hilton had her...

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Mario Chalmers’ King Of Kansas

Mario Chalmers’ King Of Kansas

I’ve seen that really crappy Spike Lee movie with Ray Allen in it: If you’re a college basketball player, you get to do a lot of chicks. So I would imagine, if you’re a college basketball player that basically hits the game sav...

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Spencer Pratt is Electric

Spencer Pratt is Electric

Online Videos by Veoh.com I seriously can’t get enough of this guy. I really can’t. He’s like an evil shakespearian character mixed with the bad guy from the first Karate Kid, with a dash of retarded. He’s just amazing....

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11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

It’s nice to know that we’re just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter. 11. Bartolo Colon Th...

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What The Hell Is This?

What The Hell Is This?

Ohhhhhh, I know. It’s just a couple of pressed dogs hanging in a Chinese market. I hope Gatorade sees the ad potential of creating a special “Smashed Dawg XXXTreme” version of their energy drink during the Olympics. What’...

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John Ashcroft Calls Obama, Osama: Whoops.

John Ashcroft Calls Obama, Osama: Whoops.

I did not doctor this video whatsoever. And as you can see, it’s always funnier when it’s the real thing. I really love when people get booed. My favorite part of this is after he calls Obama, Osama, he goes “I didn’t ...

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Buy This: The Grillworks

Buy This: The Grillworks

Fire up a brontasaurus with ease using the $3,300 Grillworks grill. Using something called a V-channel to catch all those delicious bronto-juices, this is the king of the grills. It’s two feet deep, almost four feet wide, and allows you to ...

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Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

If you’ve ever thought “I’m going to put out an album where all I do is cover Tom Waits songs,” well, I got bad news for you.  People.com reports: Scarlett Johansson‘s new album features covers of alternative troubad...

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Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t p...

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