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Hate Filing Taxes? Die In A Car Crash. Everyone Else Is Doing It.

Tax Day is a miserable experience if you’re one of them millions of Americas that file at the last minute. You’re scrambling out of your home with a shoebox filled with Burger King receipts that you’re hoping can be deducted as a work expense, bar...

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The GIF Hole

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by Ian Fortey

Man, look at these GIFs, all giffy and whatnot. Yeah. GIF!

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How to Make a Summer Blockbuster

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by Ian Fortey

So, you’ve decided to entertain people with soulless vacuousness, good for you! The summer blockbuster is an art form unto itself, forged in the white hot jism of Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer on the peaks of Mt. ‘Splosion! Is it as easy as ...

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Creepy Study Shows 23-Year-Old Girls Wear The Shortest Skirts

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by Luis Prada

Debenhams, a department store chain in the U.K., conducted a study on the length of women’s skirts that we can only hope wasn’t conducted by balding/greying male science types in their mid-50s, possibly researched while slowly creeping by high sch...

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 2

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by Ian Fortey

Dear Diary, Took a walk back to the farm today and got a couple of eggs. My Junior Bastard Scouts Guide helped me design a rudimentary calendar and as near as I can tell it’s Easter weekend, so I figured we could do an Easter Egg hunt. My mom’s ...

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Buni

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by Ian Fortey

It’s Easter, of course there’s a Buni comic

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An Ode To Waiting For An Oil Change At The Dealership

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by Luis Prada

Oh, waiting room at the dealership filled with various deadened souls staring blankly at pasty walls as the thick scent of stale coffee hangs in the air. You are what I, and probably most of us, imagine limbo to be. It’s a nether realm between joy...

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Chick Lambert Hates Ralph Williams

My Twitter Nemesis: M Night Shyamalan

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by Ian Fortey

Read this – M Night Shyamalan had a meteoric rise to fame then proceeded to make nothing but shitty movies. TWIST ENDING! That was a tweet you won’t find on twitter. Know why? It was eaten by the internet. That’s not true, I posted it as...

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Terrible News For Nerds: Jocks Are Actually Smart

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by Luis Prada

High school is a trying time for some, and the best of times for others. As the old stereotype goes, the jocks are dumb and the nerds will inherit the earth. But science has proven at least one of those stereotypes wrong.

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