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5 Toppings I Never Want to See on a Burger


Burgers are awfully close to the world’s most awesome food. There’s tacos, there’s wings, there’s properly made barbecue and there’s burgers. Yes these are all meats because as much as I enjoy a nice cherry, it ain’t meat. Something needs to no...

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The 5 Worst Places to Endure a Fart


Childish? Unnecessary? Sophomoric? No. Not at all. Listen, fart jokes are fart jokes and we’ve all heard our share but they exist for a reason – a fart is a real thing with real consequences and there are some places where farts just shouldn’t...

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25 Alternate Names for Kanye West’s New Album


Kanye West’s new album is called Yeezus. He debuted 2 new songs on SNL – Black skinheads and New Slaves, the most predictably Kanye West named songs ever. Because if there’s one thing you can count on from Kanye West it’s over the top melodrama.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: May 17th


Last week was all about Iron Man again because of course it was, all it had as competition was The Great Gatsby. This week a new brand of nerdism rears its ugly head and storms into theaters. Will any other movie have a chance? Ha ha ha, of cou...

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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

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Bartenders of the world come from three schools. Those who care about customers, those who don’t and those who hate them. The hateful ones are the ones that make up disgusting shots for others to try to fight their way through and no one knows w...

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6 Show Ideas to Put the Nail in NBC’s Coffin


NBC seems determined to ruin itself as a television network. They’ve scourged their comedy lineup, they rejected a show by the hilarious comedian John Mulaney and, to top it off, they decided to renew Celebrity Apprentice because why should anyon...

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The Complete Mental Breakdown of a Restaurant Owner


If you don’t watch Kitchen Nightmares you’ve missed out on something remarkable in the last week, something that has boiled over from TV and into social media and, presumably, a mental asylum somewhere in Arizona as the owners of a res...

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25 Things You Shouldn’t Have Done for Mother’s Day


Why not write this article before Mother’s Day so you could avoid all of this stuff? Because this about regret and you don’t regret things you didn’t screw up yet, you regret the ones you screwed up badly. If you did any of this yesterday, feel ...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: May 10th


Last week, predictable, Iron Man 3 made all the money ever. According to Box Office Mojo it now holds the #2 spot for the greatest gap in box office take between the top grossing film and the second top grossing film in the same week. Iron Man 3...

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The 4 Best Dreams to Lucid Dream


A company called Bitbanger Labs has created the Remee, a sleep mask that purports to give you lucid dreams. A lucid dream, of course, is a dream in which you are conscious and aware of dreaming. This mask, then, turns your head into Inception an...

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