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5 Things I Never Want To See a Ghost Do Again


I’ve mentioned my distaste for ghosts in horror movies before bit I feel like the message really needs to be clarified. I just found out Paranormal Activity 5 comes out this year and, frankly, I’m absolutely disgusted. God, those are bad movies....

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7 Kinds of Pet Videos on Youtube


The internet is a solid 70% pet videos, the rest of it is useless government websites, flash games, porn, Holy Taco, and instructional videos on DIY home projects. People just really love uploading millions of inane pet videos and all of them gene...

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25 Other Iron Men That Iron Man 3 Needed


If you saw Iron Man 3 this weekend, you noticed it’s packed to the gills with Iron Men. There’s the new Mark 42 armor, and Iron Patriot armor, an aquatic suit, a Brute suit made for lifting, Asgardian Destroyer armor and a whole bunch of others. ...

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It’s Cinco de Mayo: Sink some Miracle Whip!


Being a vaguely Mexican-themed website as we are, obviously we’re going to do something for Cinco de Mayo. Thing is it’s Saturday and we never do anything on Saturday because we’re usually under house arrest on weekends.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: May 3rd


What a joke of an article this is going to be, in stark contrast to the usual seriousness of a series that solely exists for me to judge movies I have never and in most cases will never watch. That said, this week is especially delightful because...

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What To Do With a GoPro Camera


Some years ago I was given a GoPro camera and I promptly forgot I owned it and put it away somewhere only to just recently find it again. It’s a GoPro Hero HD 960 camera and its main purpose seems to be to take video from your POV while you dive ...

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You


I need you to watch this clip from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil very carefully.

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal


In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity a...

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25 Better Things to Watch Than An SNL Rerun


I’ve come to the conclusion that people watch Saturday Night Live out of habit. It’s been on TV since 1923 and it’s just always there and, honestly, nothing else new is on at 11:30 on a Saturday so people watch it in the hopes that it will be a f...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: April 26th


A few years ago, couldn’t say when exactly, May really became the month when studios started ushering out the big blockbusters. Summer has always been the season of huge film releases but the date of the year’s first big tentpole seems to always ...

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