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Hogan to Wife: Pay For Your Own Shit

Hogan to Wife: Pay For Your Own Shit

According to usmagazine.com Hulk Hogan, pictured here with the Ultimate Warrior, has contested his wife’s alimony claims. “Linda is capable of supporting both herself and our son, Nick, who turns 18 in July,” says Hogan I don...

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Hey Everyone! Let’s All Measure our Penises!

Hey Everyone! Let’s All Measure our Penises!

If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer...

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Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones’ helmet, football’s Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his n...

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Posh Spice Bans Beckham From Show

Posh Spice Bans Beckham From Show

Victoria Beckham has told her husband, fashion model David Beckham, that he’s not allowed to attend the first Spice Girls show. Yes, I’m sure he’s crushed. It’s great when your girlfriend tells you you’re not allowed...

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Pam Anderson To Retire…In Five Years

Pam Anderson To Retire…In Five Years

Pam Anderson announces in five years, she’s going to retire. Hmmm. File this under, “For the love of God someone please pay attention to me.” It makes me sad to see Pam Anderson get old. It’s like watching one of the...

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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

The world is filled with many interesting shapes and colors, and once in a while it’s just really hard to pay attention to what you’re girlfriend is saying. Here’s some helpful tips to ensure you don’t get yelled at: 1. ...

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The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters

The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters

Because we like women almost as much as we like sports. (But we still won’t watch the WNBA) 10. Michelle Tafoya I’m not sure how hot she is because they normally cut to her right after John Madden, who may or may not have Han Solo ...

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