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Great Failures From The Past: Not Larry the Not Cable Guy


Larry the Cable Guy used to be an ultra-cheesy early ’90s standup comic named Dan Whitney. And if you thought Larry was annoying, he’s actually an improvement over Dan, who might have been the unfunniest person ever. Puppies abandoned ...

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Dear False Flaggers: Turns Out, Those Flags are EVERYWHERE


Dear False Flag enthusiasts: you’re on the right track, but you’re not going far enough with their paranoia. It’s not just terrorist attacks and school shootings that are set up by shady politicians to justify taking away your ba...

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The 2014 Naked Bike Ride Season — Everything You Need to Know


Boobs, balls and bikes. On display for all.

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6 Fun Things Pete Rose Should Do While Managing for a Day


Pete Rose is managing an independent baseball team called the Bridgeport Bluefish for a day, because publicity. He should screw around and have some quick and dirty fun with his post, and here are a few ways he can do so. After all, what are they ...

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The First Trailer for ‘Leprechaun: Origins’ Starring the WWE’s Hornswoggle Lacks Leprechauns, a Sense of Humor


I guess you could say that the filmmakers behind Leprechaun: Origins…are real gold diggers. (YYYYYYEAHHHH!!!!)

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We Get It. Nicolas Cage is Wacky. Enough Already


In the beginning, Nicolas Cage being the ultimate scenery-chewing actor was pretty chuckle-worthy. But now the joke is old. He’s a quirky dude who clearly isn’t a fan of subtlety — we get it. Photoshopping his You Don’t Say...

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Unappreciated Awful: Orskog Bank’s Awkward Dance Video


Orskog Bank, a savings bank from Sweden, has an awkwardly white music video featuring their awkwardly white employees literally dancing for their jobs. How this goofy thing has gone four years without garnering millions of hits and shares galore i...

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Five Competitions the Miss USA Pageant Should Consider Adopting

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The excruciatingly dull fluff-fest that Miss USA has become is in need of a makeover, pun so intended, starting with the addition of a few new, more American competitions.

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Meet Mark Wilson, The Man Who Loves Poop More Than Life Itself [VIDEO]


Mark Wilson’s “I’m on the Pot” is a ten-minute, family-friendly ode to taking big, satisfying shits. Like an overexcited child, he REALLY wants you to know how much he loves poop and pooping. The fact that he has almost not...

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Local Hack Writes Fake News, About to Fool Everyone…Again


Yet another unfunny troll’s bullshit “fake news” is about to be made viral by an unquestioning Internet. State officials, and anybody else who doesn’t just skim headlines and hulk smash their keyboard in pure rage, are flab...

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