Everyone has regrets. Your friends, your coworkers, my parents, the world is full of people who made bad choices and lived to feel bad about it, but maybe it’s a learning experience that we are able to feel regret, something we can internalize an...
I’m going to be calling in sick on Tuesday. The reason for this will be specific and believable, but I can assure you, the reader, and everyone at Break Media, that my reason is legitimate and will have absolutely nothing to do with the release of...
Going green seems to be one of those things that yuppy city folk are intensely concerned with nowadays, but they’ll never be as good at it as mountain-dwelling dew drinking gun-toting folks. Rednecks, hillbillies, slack-jawed yocals, whatev...
Women put a lot of effort into their hair, usually. If you weren’t sure what guys think of those hair styles and the lady under then, this oughtta help.
Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts, yeah, I’m talking to you…
So, I went to one of your stores for the first time in a while and, well, here’s what I have to say…
Stop being a bunch of lazy donut slinging pricks and stop selling festive donuts that are nothing m...
Not sorry about that headline. You liked it. Don’t act like you didn’t. WHAT’S A STOAT? Well, the stoat is the mammalian sensation sweeping the internet. Get with it gramps! Stoats are kind of like a super adorable weasel, or ki...
Thanks to our ADD, we need to have constant stimulation during our work day, which includes playing games, listening to music and watching TV. Ever since we tried to soup up our DVR with Mountain Dew and a table saw we’ve been subjected to only w...