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4 Things We Keep Doing (And Keep Regretting)

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Everyone has regrets. Your friends, your coworkers, my parents, the world is full of people who made bad choices and lived to feel bad about it, but maybe it’s a learning experience that we are able to feel regret, something we can internalize an...

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Holy Taco Draws the News: Rush Limbaugh

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Rush Limbaugh was in the news this week. Not sure why? Well, we’ll try to explain.

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Sunday Comics

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Sunday is the best day for Sunday comics. Statistics say so.

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20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass Effect 3)

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I’m going to be calling in sick on Tuesday. The reason for this will be specific and believable, but I can assure you, the reader, and everyone at Break Media, that my reason is legitimate and will have absolutely nothing to do with the release of...

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What Can Rednecks Teach Us About Going Green?

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Going green seems to be one of those things that yuppy city folk are intensely concerned with nowadays, but they’ll never be as good at it as mountain-dwelling dew drinking gun-toting folks. Rednecks, hillbillies, slack-jawed yocals, whatev...

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What Guys Think of Women’s Hair Styles

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Women put a lot of effort into their hair, usually. If you weren’t sure what guys think of those hair styles and the lady under then, this oughtta help.

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Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts: Stop Being Lazy With Your Holiday Themed Donuts!

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Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts, yeah, I’m talking to you… So, I went to one of your stores for the first time in a while and, well, here’s what I have to say… Stop being a bunch of lazy donut slinging pricks and stop selling festive donuts that are nothing m...

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GIF Attack!

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Pfft. Loser…

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The Internet Totes Loves Stoats!

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Not sorry about that headline. You liked it. Don’t act like you didn’t. WHAT’S A STOAT? Well, the stoat is the mammalian sensation sweeping the internet. Get with it gramps! Stoats are kind of like a super adorable weasel, or ki...

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Should You Go on Daytime TV Talk Show?

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Thanks to our ADD, we need to have constant stimulation during our work day, which includes playing games, listening to music and watching TV. Ever since we tried to soup up our DVR with Mountain Dew and a table saw we’ve been subjected to only w...

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