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5 Curiously Obscene Fruits

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Everyone loves a picture gallery of green peppers that look vaguely like penis or boobs. Except me! When I want obscene fruits and veggies, I go to the source. Mother Nasty Nature. She’s a saucy old tart and she can give you the goods. Just l...

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The 10 Worst Things Ever (According to a Google Image Search)

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Google is currently the only way any of us are able to know anything. Even stuff you didn’t know you wanted to know you can know if you Google it. So if you Google “the worst thing ever” like I did, you’ll discover these ten images, which I gues...

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How to Cook Rice to Perfection

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Not everyone has mastered the art of cooking rice. If you know how already it seems stupid someone should be told, but everyone has to have a first time, know what I’m saying? Yeah, you know. You know I’m talking about rice. So here’s a handy ...

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter IV

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Gods be good, I’ve made so many errors in judgment in my life. I could have gone to the Wall, you know. Well, obviously I am partaking of such an adventure now, but I mean on my own. They would have accepted me as a Black Brother. To be sure I...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: July 27th

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Last week Batman came out and no one even tried to compete with it, so there’s not much point even discussing it. It was awesome, Batman is awesome, Bane is awesome, awesome is awesome. On with this week!

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25 Signs Your Loved One May Be Possessed

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Demonic possession is a constant threat in our workaday, evil world. If it wasn’t, people wouldn’t keep making movies about it now would they? Don’t answer that because the devil will beguile you with his sweet words and I have to assume you are...

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How to Be Vin Diesel

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Vin Diesel started life as a break dancing afro samurai, or something very much like that. When he was born he was 200lbs of muscle and forced, gravelly voice. He punched out the doctor that delivered him but only because that doctor was secretl...

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5 Ridiculous Flying Machines

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Since the dawn of time man has struggled to punch a bird on its own turf. Chasing down a flightless bird is only funny for the first 20 or so times as they waddle and scramble for safety. But a bird in flight, now that was worthy prey.

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter III

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This exact conversation happened earlier today; “ We’re running low on rations.” “Hodor.”

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: July 20th

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Last week, due to the nefarious influence of Comic Con, we missed out on this segment entirely. We probably would have aced it though, we’re good at this stuff. Anyways, on with a new week. Get your movie on!

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