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This past weekend, Daytona Beach police swept through the city and arrested 15 prostitutes in an effort to further sexually frustrate lonely people. Everybody knows that the only way to make people feel safe is if you stop people from completing a...
In China, most couples are only allowed to have one child. Sure, there’s a few exceptions, but for the most part, average folks are only allowed a single offspring. As an American, it’s oddly unsettling to hear something like that. Yo...
Are you the type that comes home after a long day of weasel clobbering and damsel saving and wants nothing more than to relax with a fine glass of jet fuel-grade bourbon and read the latest periodical geared toward men like you — men that en...
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Now that the worst Oscars ever are over, and all the world’s problems are solved, we can go back to focusing on nostalgia! Let’s talk about Cabbage Patch Kids. Remember those? Remember how weird-looking they were? Do you even know whe...
Do you know Kenny Powers? You should. Not only is Kenny Powers a formidable force of athletic power, an icon of style, a powerful CEO of a major shoe company and a connoisseur of awesome haircuts, he’s a role model. Is this sarcastic? As Kenny...