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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can ac...

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7 Suprising G.I. Joe Figures Based On Real People

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by Jim Tews

G.I. Joe action figures have been around for generations, but it wasn’t until the eighties that Hasbro started using celebrities and other types to help promote them. There’s a few Joes based on real people that most of us are familiar...

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Choosing Your Superbowl Beer

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by Ian Fortey

So you’re all geared up for your Superbowl party with all manner of artery decimating snacks and some really nice looking disposable plates that could be mistaken for elegant China from a distance, and it occurs to you that you need a frosty bever...

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We Must Not Allow The Tyrannical Ground Hog To Control Our Weather Patterns!

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by Luis Prada

Fellow lovers of empirical evidence-driven methods of weather prediction, I say we cast aside the shackles of weather predicting rodents and take hold of our own weather destinies by stripping the power from the hands of the weather tyrant known a...

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GIF Attack!

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by Luis Prada

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In the future, when we’re all too lazy to go to war, this is how invasions a political coups will be settled. Can’t wait.

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25 Reasons Why the Year of the Dragon is Sure to be Awesome

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by Ian Fortey

2012 is the Year of the Dragon and with China being the super power it is in the world, we wouldn’t be foolish to expect more fire-breathing monstrosities than ever before. Since we’ll have to endure fantastical flying reptiles that eat people and...

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Joke Bumper Stickers To Mess With Your Friends

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by Luis Prada

If you need help deciding which offensive joke bumper sticker you want to buy, Regretful Morning has a gallery up featuring the wide selection of potential fight-starting practical jokes.

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

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by Luis Prada

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Yesterday I covered the New York Giants’ journey to the Super Bowl and discussed whether or not the gypsy curse they’ve placed on their opponents will still be in effect come this Sunday. Today, I’m going to chronicle the road taken by the New Eng...

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I’m a Grown Man Dressed As Lady Liberty

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by Jim Tews

Look at me dance, y’all. I need you to see me. I do whatever and say whatever I want, because I’ve got this Lady Liberty head covering my real head. Get your taxes done here, stupid. Y’all are stupid. I could say that out loud a...

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