Battletoads is the antichrist of games. It is the Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate of games. If anyone ever told you they beat it alone without the use of a Game Genie, THEY LIED TO YOUR FACE.
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23. Take the sun glasses and ski mask off. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.
Stuff it down your rotten throats, you disgusting waste of space. It’s cheap, it’s fast, and what else are you going to eat in the morning, oatmeal? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oatmeal! Right!
Classic Reagan-era hysteria about drugs and sexual-predators, presented in a way that would give children nightmares. Let’s take a fond look back at our favorites…
What better way to bid a famous douchebag adieu than by compiling a definitive highlight reel of his greatest failures?
The Departed and The Thing? Absolutely. RoboCop? Hell no.
We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.
Trust me, this knowledge could save your life one day.
Yesterday morning in Bowling Green, Kentucky, our vengeful Earth God opened up the land to reclaim eight valuable automobiles from human possession.
The 2014 Winter Olympics have rekindled our fascination with Russia’s badass/terrifying president, Vladimir Putin.
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