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Eight Utterly Frustrating Video Games That You Could Never Beat


Battletoads is the antichrist of games. It is the Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate of games. If anyone ever told you they beat it alone without the use of a Game Genie, THEY LIED TO YOUR FACE.

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25 Honest Thoughts a Guy Had on Tinder


23. Take the sun glasses and ski mask off. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.

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The Taco Bell Waffle Taco And Five More Fast Food Innovations That Nobody Asked For


Stuff it down your rotten throats, you disgusting waste of space. It’s cheap, it’s fast, and what else are you going to eat in the morning, oatmeal? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oatmeal! Right!

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The Nine Greatest Cartoon PSAs of the ’80s


Classic Reagan-era hysteria about drugs and sexual-predators, presented in a way that would give children nightmares. Let’s take a fond look back at our favorites…

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The Ultimate Piers Morgan Douchebag Highlight Reel [VIDEOS]


What better way to bid a famous douchebag adieu than by compiling a definitive highlight reel of his greatest failures?

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Six Movie Remakes That Are Better Than the Originals


The Departed and The Thing? Absolutely. RoboCop? Hell no.

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8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat


We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.

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7 Black Actors Who Are Not Samuel L. Jackson


Trust me, this knowledge could save your life one day.

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Sinkhole at National Corvette Museum Swallows Up Eight Vintage Cars [VIDEOS/PHOTOS]


Yesterday morning in Bowling Green, Kentucky, our vengeful Earth God opened up the land to reclaim eight valuable automobiles from human possession.

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10 Hilarious Vladimir Putin Reaction GIFs for All Occasions


The 2014 Winter Olympics have rekindled our fascination with Russia’s badass/terrifying president, Vladimir Putin.

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