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Screw Sharknado 2: The Second One, Watch Bear Force One Instead

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Instead of supporting Tara Reid’s cocaine and Krispy Kreme habit when Sharknado 2 premieres in July, watch Bear Force One with your friends and thank me later.

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Ant Man Should Stay Directorless (and Go Scriptless)

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Ant Man has no director and perhaps it never will. We feel it should stay that way, and that they should also chuck the script, cast people who know nothing of the character, and turn the film into an unorganized (and hilarious) free-for-all.

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The Seven Most Ratchet Dollar Store Fights Ever [VIDEOS]

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There’s a fight going down, right now, at a Dollar Store near all of you.

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Grading 50 Cent’s Terrible Excuses for His Terrible Pitch

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50 Cent threw one of the worst pitches in baseball history a few days ago, and won’t admit that he did it on purpose because his new album needs attention of any kind. Rather, he’s been vomiting out dumb-ass excuse after dumb-ass excus...

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The Failed and Forgotten Acting Career of John Wilkes Booth

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John Wilkes Booth was a famous and talented actor for a few years back in the 1860′s, and then he broke his leg and just disappeared. Nobody seems to care about his fame, fortune, or scene-stealing Shakespearean performances anymore, and for...

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Today in Animal Attacks: Hawk KO’s a Senior Citizen, British Man Eaten Alive by Dogs

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The animal uprising has commenced. Use your children as a protective shield.

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Answering All Your Questions About the “Airplane Almost Hits Sunbather” Video

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Question #1: Is this just some new form of German scat porn?

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Otto V, World’s Worst Rapper: Why Isn’t He Viral Yet?

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Otto V can’t rap, has nothing to say, but insists he’s the greatest and most revolutionary figure in hip-hop history. Is he deluded, or simply embarking on a failed quest to go viral? The only way to find out for sure is to make him go...

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6 Ways Rob Gronkowski Can Stop Sucking at Improv Comedy

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New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski appeared on Who Line Is It Anyway and sucked. At the same time, he’s got potential to be a better wacky improv guy later in life. He just has to follow our simple six-step guide to jockish hilarity.

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