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What Goes on at a Nudist Camp?

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I’ve had it in my head for a while that it would be hilarious to go to a nudist camp and spend a day, then write about it because why not? But what am I in for if I do such a thing? Aside from bits and bobs hanging out, what’s the deal with bein...

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25 Predictions for the Year 2050

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People like to make predictions about the future because it’s fun to speculate and who the hell is ever going to remember if you were right or wrong when it comes to pass anyway?

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The 10 Best 1st Lines in Novels as Written by an Internet Comedian

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Some books are classics and resonate through time with readers. They are books you have to read if you appreciate the written word. And the first line is often what hooks you into a great book. According to the American Book Review, these are ...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: March 22nd

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I honestly never remember what I wrote about the week before without looking and this week I refused to check. I think last week Oz won again even though it opened the week before. Oh, Burt Wonderstone opened last week. Yeah, no one saw that. ...

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5 Foods I Don’t Want to Eat from Etsy

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Did I just write a whole week’s worth of food related articles for some reason? Yes I did. Go with it. Everyone eats, it’s relatable. That said, I found myself on Etsy looking for some crocheted nut warmers today and ran afoul of their food se...

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The Krazy Kraft Kuisine Kontrivance

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It recently occurred to me that Kraft makes both Miracle Whip and Mac and Cheese, two foods that depress me to no end. Miracle Whip was invented as some kind of mayo knock off and tastes nothing like it, it just looks the same and I don’t even kn...

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The 4 Saddest Canned Foods Ever

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This article needs to be clarified right off the bat. It’s not about gross canned foods, there are lots of those articles out there showing off pig brains and canned duck penis and who knows what else. This is focused on foods that are just depr...

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25 Names For Your Future Mexican Restaurant

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As you may have guessed, we have a love for tacos up in here. Taco Bell, Taco Del Mar, Taco…well, that’s all we know. But if a joint sells tacos, we respect them because they’re delicious in pretty much every way. That said, we need more Mexica...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: March 15th

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Last week audiences were whisked away to Oz and from the looks of things this week we’re about to be whisked away to a placed no one gives a shit about. Yeah, it’s another slow looking week of shrugs and turds but there may be one or two gems in ...

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My 25 Favorite People on Twitter

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Twitter is the only social media platform I don’t hate.

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