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Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

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In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

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GIF Attack!

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So, I was at this farm, right, and there was this goat and, man, goats are so stupi — wait…I think that goat heard me. Oh, shit. This is awkward.

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5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

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The big game this Sunday is going to be padded with advertisements, gimmicks and promos. They’re half the reason for even paying attention to the game. The PR stunts we’re particularly into are the alternate fake games, like the puppy ...

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Exercising Makes You Look Stupid

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Anybody who needs to be working out, looks foolish while working out. That’s why rookie gym-rats seem to have no problem following a fake instructor’s lead in this clip from TruTV’s “Impractical Jokers.”

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The Holy Taco Pigskin Classic

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A couple of years back, Holy Taco gave unto you the Ultimate Snack Stadium. It was cool and deadly all at once, but not a lot of straight up fatty beasts went into it. This year, to celebrate the Superbowl, we thought we’d revisit the idea of ab...

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What Happens When a Real Artist Takes On Rage Comics

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Our friends over at Regretful Morning have a great little gallery of a real artist’s interpretations of rage comic characters. That artist goes by the name Sam Spratt and Sam has a little thing called talent that will take him far.

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A Review of Taco Bell’s Breakfast Menu (From Four Years Ago)

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After we said our goodbyes on the morning of our departure, my friend and I drove by a Taco Bell that claimed it was serving breakfast. We knew this because the Lisa Frank-inspired window dressing that Taco Bell uses as advertising was screaming a...

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Five Lies To Tell About Your Non-Existent Tattoos

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photo via buzznet.com It’s really easy to make up great lies about things people can’t see. Like your tattoos. Unless they’re visible, what kind you have, where they’re placed and what they’re of is anybody’s g...

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Ranking the Image of 9 World Leaders

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Yesterday were the Screen Actor’s Guild awards, another opportunity for famous, rich people to congratulate other famous, rich people on how awesome they are. But not once, not once, have the SAG awards ever acknowledged the stunning fashion sens...

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Sunday Comics

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This Sunday’s comics brought to you by the words “Sun” and “Day.”

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