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Five Lies To Tell About Your Non-Existent Tattoos

KatTats

photo via buzznet.com It’s really easy to make up great lies about things people can’t see. Like your tattoos. Unless they’re visible, what kind you have, where they’re placed and what they’re of is anybody’s g...

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Ranking the Image of 9 World Leaders

obama

Yesterday were the Screen Actor’s Guild awards, another opportunity for famous, rich people to congratulate other famous, rich people on how awesome they are. But not once, not once, have the SAG awards ever acknowledged the stunning fashion sens...

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Sunday Comics

GingerAttack

This Sunday’s comics brought to you by the words “Sun” and “Day.”

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Buni

2012-01-03 Buni

Gonna be honest, Buni, I could go for a steak right now too.

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Holy Taco Draws the News: GOP Debates

moonsex

In the last year, Taiwan has made a name for itself by making CG reenactments of newsworthy events. Each and every one is awesome. We at Holy Taco thought this was such a great idea, we wanted to steal it and repackage it, except no one here kno...

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5 Hilarious Haul Videos

CandleHaul

You guys know what “haul videos” are? I just found out not too long ago, so excuse me if you’re well ahead of the old men here at Holy Taco. Let’s put my elderly aunt-like trend spotting skills aside for a minute. Let̵...

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

man-watching-porn

Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, ...

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The Heroic Deeds of 6 Real World Batmen

batmen

Thanks to Christian Bale and Christopher Nolan, everyone loves Batman again after the near irreparable damage caused by George Clooney and Joel Schumacher. He’s like the Superman of heroes and everyone digs him, but with all the crime-fighting and...

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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

chili

For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque wor...

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GIF Attack!

guy_kisses_beer_on_kiss_cam

I don’t know if you can tell, but this guy was on the kiss cam. With the camera projecting his image to all in the arena, he passionately made out with his beer. As far as I’m concerned, this guy can take the rest of the year off. Noth...

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