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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque wor...

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GIF Attack!

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by Luis Prada

I don’t know if you can tell, but this guy was on the kiss cam. With the camera projecting his image to all in the arena, he passionately made out with his beer. As far as I’m concerned, this guy can take the rest of the year off. Noth...

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Taco Bell To Serve Breakfast-Like Food Stuffs

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by Jim Tews

Great news for those of you who like to drink until seven a.m.: Taco Bell is adding breakfast items to their menu! Since most Taco Bell is consumed in the wee hours of the morning, we kind of already considered their entire menu breakfast food, b...

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8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs

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by Ian Fortey

Serial killing has become all the rage since Anthony Hopkins made it irascibly charming in the 1990s and true crime drama allowed every pseudo slug who enjoys a James Patterson book to sit at home and be an amateur “profiler” no matter how inaccur...

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American Douchebaggery Knows No Boundaries

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by Jim Tews

I’m really, really proud of America right now. Not because we’re in the midst of an intense election year that will force our political leaders to step up to the plate, earn their votes and fix the mess that’s been made, but bec...

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Holy Taco’s State of the Union Rebuttal

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by Luis Prada

The picture President Obama painted in his State of the Union address is a rosy one, filled with flowery language and proper “sentence structure”, all about how America is slowly but surely climbing its way out of the economic gutter and back to p...

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GIF Attack!

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by Luis Prada

No, I don’t know what this is either, but I do know that it is simultaneously disturbing and the best thing I’ve see all month. Dance, little girl. Dance like you won’t regret being filmed dancing like that in 20 year’s tim...

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The Next Big Twilight

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by Ian Fortey

If you haven’t heard of Warm Bodies, get ready to be horrified. It’s being touted as Twilight with Zombies and is essentially exactly what that implies – a tween’s level understanding of love as told by a girl and the zombie who fell in love with...

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Why We Can’t Sneeze With Our Eyes Open

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by Luis Prada

As the myth goes, if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyes will pop out of your head. This is has long since been disproven, but it doesn’t change the fact that our eyes do indeed close when we sneeze. You can force them open with your fingers ...

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7 Videos Of Rednecks And Guns

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by Jim Tews

Hey y’all, we decided to get American on your ass today, for no particular reason. You’re allowed to do that in an election year. In fact, you’re supposed to get as American as you possibly can, at every opportunity during an el...

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Articles - Page 52

Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

GIF Attack!

Taco Bell To Serve Breakfast-Like Food Stuffs

8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs

American Douchebaggery Knows No Boundaries

Holy Taco’s State of the Union Rebuttal

GIF Attack!

The Next Big Twilight

Why We Can’t Sneeze With Our Eyes Open

7 Videos Of Rednecks And Guns

Photo of the Day

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