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An Ode To Waiting For An Oil Change At The Dealership

Dealership waiting room

Oh, waiting room at the dealership filled with various deadened souls staring blankly at pasty walls as the thick scent of stale coffee hangs in the air. You are what I, and probably most of us, imagine limbo to be. It’s a nether realm between joy...

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My Twitter Nemesis: M Night Shyamalan


Read this – M Night Shyamalan had a meteoric rise to fame then proceeded to make nothing but shitty movies. TWIST ENDING! That was a tweet you won’t find on twitter. Know why? It was eaten by the internet. That’s not true, I posted it as...

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Terrible News For Nerds: Jocks Are Actually Smart


High school is a trying time for some, and the best of times for others. As the old stereotype goes, the jocks are dumb and the nerds will inherit the earth. But science has proven at least one of those stereotypes wrong.

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The GIF Hole


Don’t you hate it when you go to a game and the guy in front of you is also wearing a green, stretchy full body stocking?

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Pitching 5 New Shows to TLC


If you know anything about me it’s that I start a lot of articles with this joke. But you may also know I have a fascination with TLC, the one-time Learning Channel. Like KFC when they dropped “chicken” from the name and started using possum mea...

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The GIF Hole


Oh, GIFS, you’re so animated. But yeah, that dolphin’s totally ramming that person.

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Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants Ban Internet Trolling


Internet trolls suck. Trolls can make the internet really fun. Both of those opinions have some truth to them, like most things in life. So, what does Arizona want to do? Screw’em all and start making it illegal to troll on the internet in any w...

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 1


Dear Diary, Dad’s pretty angry with everyone right now. I think it’s because everyone seems to be a dipshit but I can’t be sure (I’m Carl, after all). We had to leave the farm after dad and I accidentally lead the entire undead population of Ge...

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It’s a Prank Contest! (The contest is not a prank)


Do you like the pranks? Check this contest out!

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A Breakdown Of Vince Neil’s Commercial For His New Las Vegas Strip Club

Girls Girls Grils

Low budget commercials are one of the many things the internet feeds off of. If you had a silly low budget commercial featuring a man screaming in the face of a cute kitten about the low prices of his mattresses, Youtube servers would shut down an...

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