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8 Animals Ruined by Humans

You know who names animals? People. A dog didn’t wander into Babylon one day and tell everyone it was called a dog. The word came from an old English word for a specific kind of canine and then bam! English has a word for that animal. So ever...

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The Walking Dead Just Died: A Eulogy

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I needed a couple days to work up this article because of all the emotion involved. You know the Taco loves zombies, we have zombie content up the wazoo on this site and, of course, we brought you the epic series that was the Walking Carl and its...

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The Inner Monologue of the Easter Bunny the Day After Easter

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Oh God, my back. I feel like hell. Where the hell is Margaret? Oh God. I still stink like chocolate. I hate it. Oh God, I hate children. I wish I was dead.

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25 Acceptable Reasons to not Watch Game of Thrones

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Game of Thrones returned last night and it was awesome because it could be nothing but. Some people apparently don’t watch Thrones, however and that’s OK, we all have our reasons for insane, unjustifiable behavior. Here are the only acceptable r...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: March 29th

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The Croods owned the box office last week because a big cartoon tentpole is always sure money. People go see animated releases now because Pixar is all artsy fartsy and you’re almost considered somehow now a film fan if you don’t sit through some...

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5 More Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage

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I once wrote about the terrors that would befall us if we allowed gay marriage but the debate has obviously not gone away and, in fact, marriage equality is gaining ground. If something isn’t done we’ll soon be treating everyone in the world like...

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What Goes on at a Nudist Camp?

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I’ve had it in my head for a while that it would be hilarious to go to a nudist camp and spend a day, then write about it because why not? But what am I in for if I do such a thing? Aside from bits and bobs hanging out, what’s the deal with bein...

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25 Predictions for the Year 2050

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People like to make predictions about the future because it’s fun to speculate and who the hell is ever going to remember if you were right or wrong when it comes to pass anyway?

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The 10 Best 1st Lines in Novels as Written by an Internet Comedian

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Some books are classics and resonate through time with readers. They are books you have to read if you appreciate the written word. And the first line is often what hooks you into a great book. According to the American Book Review, these are ...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: March 22nd

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I honestly never remember what I wrote about the week before without looking and this week I refused to check. I think last week Oz won again even though it opened the week before. Oh, Burt Wonderstone opened last week. Yeah, no one saw that. ...

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Articles - Page 6

8 Animals Ruined by Humans

The Walking Dead Just Died: A Eulogy

The Inner Monologue of the Easter Bunny the Day After Easter

25 Acceptable Reasons to not Watch Game of Thrones

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: March 29th

5 More Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage

What Goes on at a Nudist Camp?

25 Predictions for the Year 2050

The 10 Best 1st Lines in Novels as Written by an Internet Comedian

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: March 22nd

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