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20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass Effect 3)

ME3-Large

I’m going to be calling in sick on Tuesday. The reason for this will be specific and believable, but I can assure you, the reader, and everyone at Break Media, that my reason is legitimate and will have absolutely nothing to do with the release of...

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What Can Rednecks Teach Us About Going Green?

RedneckEnvironmentalist

Going green seems to be one of those things that yuppy city folk are intensely concerned with nowadays, but they’ll never be as good at it as mountain-dwelling dew drinking gun-toting folks. Rednecks, hillbillies, slack-jawed yocals, whatev...

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What Guys Think of Women’s Hair Styles

pink-hair

Women put a lot of effort into their hair, usually. If you weren’t sure what guys think of those hair styles and the lady under then, this oughtta help.

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Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts: Stop Being Lazy With Your Holiday Themed Donuts!

StPattysDonut2

Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts, yeah, I’m talking to you… So, I went to one of your stores for the first time in a while and, well, here’s what I have to say… Stop being a bunch of lazy donut slinging pricks and stop selling festive donuts that are nothing m...

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GIF Attack!

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Pfft. Loser…

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The Internet Totes Loves Stoats!

HappyStoat

Not sorry about that headline. You liked it. Don’t act like you didn’t. WHAT’S A STOAT? Well, the stoat is the mammalian sensation sweeping the internet. Get with it gramps! Stoats are kind of like a super adorable weasel, or ki...

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Should You Go on Daytime TV Talk Show?

maury

Thanks to our ADD, we need to have constant stimulation during our work day, which includes playing games, listening to music and watching TV. Ever since we tried to soup up our DVR with Mountain Dew and a table saw we’ve been subjected to only w...

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Why Is There A Leap Day?

Why Is There A Leap Day?

You know how you’ve always been told that a year is 365 days long? Yeah, well, that was just another lie handed down by The Man to your elders so they may pass down the lie to you to mask the bullshit with a loving, trustworthy face. The truth tha...

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Karate Chop Fails In Convenient GIF Form

KarateFail1

The boards these wannabe ninjas are trying to break are a lot like Wednesdays: tough to get through.

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GIF Attack!

video-game-trolling

This GIF is all of my fantasies rolled in to on continuous loop of blue balls.

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