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The 7 People You Meet In A Mall Riot

The 7 People You Meet In A Mall Riot

Mall of America is one of America’s temples — our holy lands, if you will — of consumerism. It’s like a cathedral constructed to honor the gods of credit cards, seasonal sales, and big plates of generic food court Chinese food. A gang...

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7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and...

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Justified or Unjustified: 11 Crazy Laws That Are Still In Place

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This great country has a functioning democracy (for the most part). What that means is that we all get to pitch in once in a while and figure out what we can all agree is right or wrong in our society. We get to have a hand in creating the laws i...

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2011 in Christmas Sex on the Internet

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This time of year, the headlines are dominated by seasonal fluff. If you want to make your fluff standout, you need to put in the extra effort required to make it titillating and nothing elates tits more than a bit of the old Christmas nasty. W...

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Merry Christmas from Buni

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Merry Christmas from Holy Taco

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And now, a Christmas poem, by the Holy Taco staff…

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How to Make a Prime Rib For Christmas Dinner

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It’s Christmas time, which means it’s time for families to gather together for a nice prime rib dinner and remind us why we all gather together only a couple of times a year. I’m usually the family chief when it comes to large holiday gatherings,...

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How To Tell If Your Mom Is Sleeping With Santa Claus

How To Tell If Your Mom Is Sleeping With Santa Claus

We’re not here to prove or disprove the existence of Santa Claus, but we will tell you that as a collective group, the Holy Taco staff does believe that there is a good possibility that Santa Claus does exist. We only say that because after...

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Hanukkah According to a Non Jew

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Every year at Christmas, Hanukkah seems to show up as well, making the Christians of the world assume Jews are lonely at the holidays, but also desirous of being slightly different. Now a few of us may have taken to the time either speak directl...

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And Here Is The Craziest Kung Fu Silliness You’ll See All Day

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Being a fan of martial arts films can be difficult, seeing as a lot of the greatest fight scenes are hidden within the dozens upon dozens of flicks you’ll probably never hear of until someone with a bigger love and appreciation for martial arts f...

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