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The Internet Totes Loves Stoats!

HappyStoat

Not sorry about that headline. You liked it. Don’t act like you didn’t. WHAT’S A STOAT? Well, the stoat is the mammalian sensation sweeping the internet. Get with it gramps! Stoats are kind of like a super adorable weasel, or ki...

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Should You Go on Daytime TV Talk Show?

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Thanks to our ADD, we need to have constant stimulation during our work day, which includes playing games, listening to music and watching TV. Ever since we tried to soup up our DVR with Mountain Dew and a table saw we’ve been subjected to only w...

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Why Is There A Leap Day?

Why Is There A Leap Day?

You know how you’ve always been told that a year is 365 days long? Yeah, well, that was just another lie handed down by The Man to your elders so they may pass down the lie to you to mask the bullshit with a loving, trustworthy face. The truth tha...

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Karate Chop Fails In Convenient GIF Form

KarateFail1

The boards these wannabe ninjas are trying to break are a lot like Wednesdays: tough to get through.

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GIF Attack!

video-game-trolling

This GIF is all of my fantasies rolled in to on continuous loop of blue balls.

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Join the Break Media Research Panel and Be Awesome

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Hey, do you like free stuff? Do you have fingers? Then you should help us by joining the Break Media research panel where, if you have fingers (or some manner of jaw-manipulated typing wand) you can win free stuff like an iPad 2, Apple TV, digit...

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The Definitive Leaping Infographic

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It’s February 29th, the day that time forgot! Celebrate the Leap year with this leaping infographic. Use it to teach children and the mentally infirm.

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Daytona Beach, Florida Is Home To The Least Attractive Prostitutes In The World

Daytona Beach

This past weekend, Daytona Beach police swept through the city and arrested 15 prostitutes in an effort to further sexually frustrate lonely people. Everybody knows that the only way to make people feel safe is if you stop people from completing a...

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GIF Attack!

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If you wouldn’t play this game, f*ck you.

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Updating China’s Hilarious Population Control Slogans!

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In China, most couples are only allowed to have one child. Sure, there’s a few exceptions, but for the most part, average folks are only allowed a single offspring. As an American, it’s oddly unsettling to hear something like that. Yo...

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