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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informat...

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Five Reactions To Lady GaGa’s Crotch Shot, In Convenient GIF Form

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Five Reactions To Lady GaGa’s Crotch Shot, In Convenient GIF Form

We absolutely refuse to apologize for how disgusting this news post is. We will however do you the favor of not posting any of the actual gifs until after the jump. So click on the header and lose your lunch.

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5 Things Stuck in a Very Sensitive Place

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by Ian Fortey

So we were all set to post a very timely and scholarly article about Living Social and their 50% off deal at Whole Foods (just playing, I looked that up on Trends. I thought Living Social was an app on Facebook where you water pretend plants and...

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It Sucks When Steven Seagal Bursts Through The Wall of Your Home With a Tank and Shoots Your Puppy

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by Luis Prada

Man, it sucks when Steven Seagal bursts through the wall of your home with a tank and shoots your puppy. Wait. Did I just type that? I couldn’t have. There’s no possible way my brain told my fingers to type that insane collection of words, expect...

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Washington Post’s Awkward Office Exercises

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Our sedentary lifestyles are quickly turning us all into disgusting amorphous blobs with spindly typing fingers and super-strong gaming thumbs. The good majority of people now have office jobs — they’re trapped in cubicles wearing shi...

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The Name-That-Clark-Duke Game

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by Ian Fortey

Clark Duke is comedy’s most diverse actor since Michael Cera. Fun fact, Duke and Cera are close friends. They come from a place where everything is the same all the time. We assume. In the spirit of that, here’s 8 pictures of Duke doing his t...

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According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

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by Luis Prada

If a Jigsaw-like serial murderer kidnapped you and posed you with this very simple question, how would you respond? Which is more important to you, Facebook or using the toilet to do whatever it is you do with toilets? Seems like a simple questio...

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Modern Nostalgia: Blowing In To Video Game Cartridges

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by Luis Prada

As we get older we pine for the simplicity of the past. We hold the things of old near and dear to our hearts, even though we understand that some of those things have aged like yogurt in a tanning bed. Even though some of the toys and gizmos of ...

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Potential New Earth Discovered — Endless Opportunities To Ruin Another Planet

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Over fifty new planets have now been discovered by an exoplanet hunting telescope, according to an article from National Geographic, and one of them may be totally inhabitable. And by inhabitable, I mean ripe for human destruction! The planet sci...

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8 Ways Blizzard Can Improve World of Warcraft

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If you’ve been on the internet, you’ve heard of World of Warcraft. It’s the granddaddy of online gaming, the reason the acronym MMORPG exists and a cash money all star in terms of players, subscription cash, and lonely, lonely shut ins pretendin...

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Articles - Page 61

Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

Five Reactions To Lady GaGa’s Crotch Shot, In Convenient GIF Form

5 Things Stuck in a Very Sensitive Place

It Sucks When Steven Seagal Bursts Through The Wall of Your Home With a Tank and Shoots Your Puppy

Washington Post’s Awkward Office Exercises

The Name-That-Clark-Duke Game

According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

Modern Nostalgia: Blowing In To Video Game Cartridges

Potential New Earth Discovered — Endless Opportunities To Ruin Another Planet

8 Ways Blizzard Can Improve World of Warcraft

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