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Bar Refaeli Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Bar Refaeli is one of the worlds hottest models…ever.  She recently got topless for GQ Italia as well, which deserves a nod of recognition. Pointless Quote: “Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn...

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Kate Upton Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Kate Upton is one of the hottest models of our time.  She was in this years SI Swimsuit edition and has modeled for all the big players.  I think this is because she has real boobs and actually eats food. Pointless Qu...

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Amber Lancaster Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Lancaster was a Seattle Seahawks Cheerleader before becoming a Maxim hometown hottie.  Then, she landed the greatest gig ever invented by man — the Price is Right girl. Pointless Quote: “We were technicall...

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MILF Monday: Elle MacPherson

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Elle MacPherson is one of the worlds best known supermodels.  She’s also 48 years old, and still looking damn fine. MILF Status: Elle has two sons named Arpad and Aurelius, who are both fully expected to try and...

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Holly Willoughby Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Holly Willoughby is the presenter of Dance on Ice and has gained notoriety stripping in public for noble causes…like Stripping. Pointless Quote: “One day, maybe, I might just be that sex goddess.”

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Chantelle Houghton Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Chantelle Houghton is an English model and Celebrity Big Brother, even though she wasn’t a celebrity at the time.  But now that she was on it, she is, putting her on the E list for sure. Pointless Quote: “...

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Heather Shanholtz Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Heather Shanholtz is an American Model who, big surprise, lives in Miami.  She’s part Native American, which is very evident with her blonde hair and white skin, and makes her all the more exotic. Pointless Quot...

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MILF Monday: Kim Kardashian

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Where You’ve Seen Her: If you’re breathing, you know who Kim Kardashian is.  And though she is stunningly attractive, her face also resembles an aliens, for whatever reason. MILF Status: Okay, Kim is not pregnant, but she did say she&...

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Elsa Pataky Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Elsa Pataky is a Spanish Actress who’s most notable for being on the infamous Snakes on a Plane.  She’s also dating Adrian Brody…………………………and cou...

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Evan Rachel Wood Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Evan Rachel Wood is an actress known for being the crazy 13 year old in Thirteen, as well as being the crazy vampire goddess in True Blood. And with her revealing she’s Bisexual, I think we can now call her Capt...

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