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Alley Baggett

Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: Alley Baggett has been in about a bazillion Playboy special issues and DVDs. But all you Telemundo fans out there will recognize her from The Umberto Show and the Maria Conchita Alonso Show. Ole! Tantalizing t...

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Hulk Hogan Carefully Watches Brooke Hogan

The above is a picture of Brooke Hogan, her boyfriend, and her dad Hulk Hogan, at a pool on vacation.   Look at the Hulkster in this picture, he looks like a hippopotamus wading through a river in Africa, silently watching a group of tourists on ...

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Taco Belle: Jennifer Walcott

Age: 30 Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Walcott was in American Pie: Band Camp and Playboy, but I’m sure you know her best for her poetry, which won her a Reader’s Digest contest in Arizona. Right? Tantalizing tidbit: The Chicag...

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Rumer Willis, Mannish? Nooooo.

The above is a photo of Kristin Cavallari, Cristina Milian, Josie Maran, and Rumer Willis.    Look closely at this photo.  Is it just me, or does it sort of seem like this is a still from one of those movies where some dude pretends to be a girl ...

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Taco Belle: Jennifer Hawkins

Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Hawkins was Miss Universe in 2004. And as with many other women who have been chosen Miss America/World/Universe, you probably haven’t seen her since. Tantalizing tidbit: She’s Australian,...

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Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

I’m undecided as to who I’m going to vote for. As of yesterday I was going to write in a vote for that ex-football player guy who played the RA in Saved By The Bell the College Years, just cause I think there were a couple situations...

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Keeley Hazell Dances In Her Underwear

I think this was originally the concept for Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy” video. I didn’t even know Keeley Hazell was a singer. But then I realized that the equation for a successful singing career looks like this: T x 120% + HB ...

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MILF Monday: Denise Richards

Age: 37 Where you’ve seen her: I’m not going to bother mentioning Starship Troopers, The World is Not Enough, or Undercover Brother. Because the only thing you ever think about when you see Denise Richards is her Neve Campbell three-w...

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Carmen Electra Gets Ring

I always thought, if you banged one musician who wore eye-liner, you pretty much banged them all.  Or, at least that’s what my grandfather always used to say towards the end of his  life when he got sort of bat shit crazy.  But, apparently ...

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Taco Belle: Stephanie Glasson

Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: Playboy, Playboy’s Playmate Calendar 2006, Playboy’s Nude Playmates March 2005, Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2005… Tantalizing tidbit: Did I mention that she’s been in Playboy? ...

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