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Hilary Duff And Mike Comrie Like PDA

Somehow it doesn’t bother me as much when I see a hot chick with a boyfriend who could kick the shit out of me. I feel like it’s evolution sort of telling me “you have no business trying to use your penis to make a baby with t...

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Lindsay Lohan Got Wasted Again

I’m not sure why this is really news, but it seems like people are pretty interested in Lindsay Lohan’s drinking habits. I got out and get hammered all the time and the only people who seemed to care were the producers of A&ER...

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Taco Belle: Fergie’s Better Side

You’re going to have to take my word for it that these photos are of Fergie. I can’t really stand looking at her front (I’m not a fan of “methface”) but I have to admit that her backside looks pretty good. So, I say ...

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MILF Monday: Diane Lane

Age: 43 Where you’ve seen her: While she’s been in timeless classics such as Judge Dredd, Murder at 1600, Jack, and Must Love Dogs, her finest role by far was in Unfaithful. Which I hope was more of a documentary than a feature film. ...

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Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show.  I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were ...

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Taco Belle: Karen Angle

Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: Fans of TNA wrestling will recognize Karen Angle as the manager of wrestler Kurt Angle. If you don’t watch TNA Wrestling, well, I’d just like to congratulate you on your literacy. Tantalizing tidbi...

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Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

Remeber when you’d get into a fight with your dad because he’d walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you’d tell him why that wasn’t cool he’d respond with “I ain’t wearin...

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Emma Watson Turns 18

So, I have to be honest; I’ve never seen the Harry Potter movies or read the books. But one time I was at the DMV and somebody left a HP coloring book there and I colored it to distract my mind from the stench of this lady next to me who s...

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Kim Kardashian Touches Herself

I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree…and you touch your boobs. At least that’s what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs ...

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Paris To Kardashian: You Have Fat Ass

I guess when you’re really famous for doing nothing, you get sorta pissed off when someone else gets more famous for doing even less. In Touch reports: Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend...

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