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Mischa Barton: Groupie For Loser Bands

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It’s common knowledge that the sound of a guitar being played by a man with an effeminate hair cut and an inability to catch or throw a football causes a woman’s genitals to become moist. But sometimes it still surprises me. Popsuga...

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The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

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This is a clip from The Hills. All you need to know is that the Spencer dude and the Heidi chick just broke up. She’s trying to get over it, and he goes to the bar where she’s trying to do that, and tries to bang every chick within ...

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Sienna Miller + Bikini = Camel Toe

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What is it with all these camel toes these days? Not to be outdone by Hayden Panettiere, Sienna Miller had to get out there and put her tuna melt where we could all see it. How would she feel if I waved my cameltail or moose knuckle all up in her...

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Milf Monday: Elin Nordegren

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Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: Elin Nordegren can usually be found getting up and down on Tiger Woods. Tantalizing tidbit: A couple years ago, nude photos of a woman claiming to be Elin were found on, you guessed it, the Internet. The photo...

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How George Clooney Met Sarah Larson

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If you really really really like complete and total watered down bullshit stories, then you’re going to love Sarah Larson‘s recounting of how her and George Clooney met. Now, I’ve put what she said through my patented Bullshit ...

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Jessica Alba Loves D-bags And Sick Kids

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For the last four months I’ve been trying to formulate a plan that would allow me touch Jessica Alba‘s boobs. I’m not going to go into details, but it involved a Honda Accord, three boxes of cheerios, a Hitler costume and Cinc...

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Taco Belle: Mila Kunis

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Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: Mila Kunis was Jackie on That 70s Show, the voice of Meg on Family Guy and played the younger version of Angelina Jolie in Gia. I really hope this doesn’t mean Mila’s going to marry Billy Bob Thorn...

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Ashlee Simpson To Wed Tiny Creature

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (pictured here uninterested at Ashley’s offer of a hand job), are now getting married. People.com reports: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married, they announced Wednesday. Simpson’s father, J...

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Taco Belle: Audrina Patridge

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Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: Audrina Patridge has been on The Hills. Which means her career is…I have no idea what being on The Hills means. I’m sorry. Tantalizing tidbit: Reading Audrina’s Wikipedia page made me want to...

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Holy Taco Interviews Adult Film Star Jesse Jane

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Holy Taco Interviews Adult Film Star Jesse Jane – Watch more free videos For those of you who don’t know, Jesse Jane is not only one of the biggest adult film stars working today, she’s also a national treasure. I’m thinki...

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Babes - Page 71

Mischa Barton: Groupie For Loser Bands

The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

Sienna Miller + Bikini = Camel Toe

Milf Monday: Elin Nordegren

How George Clooney Met Sarah Larson

Jessica Alba Loves D-bags And Sick Kids

Taco Belle: Mila Kunis

Ashlee Simpson To Wed Tiny Creature

Taco Belle: Audrina Patridge

Holy Taco Interviews Adult Film Star Jesse Jane

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