Babes - Page 73

Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

posted
by

This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea. It’d be like be...

Read Full Article

The Holy Taco Tribute To Thighs

posted
by

The ass man, the boob man and the weirdo with the foot fetish seem to get all the attention these days. But what about the thigh man? His lecherous love of the thigh has gone overlooked for too long. So we at HolyTaco (being the most thoughtful, ...

Read Full Article

Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

posted
by

So, a couple days ago I reported that Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-year-old is endorsing Barack Obama. Now, someone who probably urinates on themselves more frequently than SJP’s kid, has made her endorsement. Usmagazine.com reports: Hi...

Read Full Article

Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

posted
by

Age: 26 Where you’ve seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy. Tantalizing tidbit: When Alessandra works out, she does an exercise called the “B...

Read Full Article

Taco Belle: Sarah Larson

posted
by

Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s new girlfriend, used to like to get down when she was a waitress in Vegas. According to Star Magazine: “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until ...

Read Full Article

Creepy Or Sexy?: Keira Knightley

posted
by

You may disagree, but I think Keira Knightley is the epitome of a creepy or sexy. She was so hot in Pirates of the Carribean that I actually sat through the second and third installments of those movies even though they made less sense than the ...

Read Full Article

Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O’Day Are Photogenic

posted
by

When I first saw this photo of Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O’Day at a Dannity Kane performance I had two questions. 1) Who’s Aubrey O’Day? And 2) What’s a Danity Kane? After some intensive research, it seems that Aubrey OR...

Read Full Article

MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta Jones

posted
by

Age: 38 Where you’ve seen her: Catherine Zeta-Jones has been in such hits as High Fidelity, Traffic and Terminal. But the only thing I really ever remember about her is the shot of her ass in the Entrapment trailer (image below.) Is she rea...

Read Full Article

Lindsay Lohan And Charles Manson: Together

posted
by

Most people think Lindsay Lohan is crazy. But in the pantheon of crazy, she’s not even in the same league as Charles Manson. It’d be like comparing that autistic kid who hit all those three pointers to Michael Jordan. People.com re...

Read Full Article

Hayden Panettiere And Her Camel Toe

posted
by

Hayden Panettiere may want to get some slightly larger sweat pants because these seem to be bunching up in the upper thigh/lower vagina section. I’m not a big fan of camel toes. They look like some girl stuffed too much melted cheese and or...

Read Full Article

Babes - Page 73

Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

The Holy Taco Tribute To Thighs

Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Taco Belle: Sarah Larson

Creepy Or Sexy?: Keira Knightley

Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O’Day Are Photogenic

MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta Jones

Lindsay Lohan And Charles Manson: Together

Hayden Panettiere And Her Camel Toe

Photo of the Day

Best of Taco