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Taco Belle: Audrina Patridge

Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: Audrina Patridge has been on The Hills. Which means her career is…I have no idea what being on The Hills means. I’m sorry. Tantalizing tidbit: Reading Audrina’s Wikipedia page made me want to...

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Holy Taco Interviews Adult Film Star Jesse Jane

Holy Taco Interviews Adult Film Star Jesse Jane – Watch more free videos For those of you who don’t know, Jesse Jane is not only one of the biggest adult film stars working today, she’s also a national treasure. I’m thinki...

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Taco Belle: Olivia Munn

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Olivia Munn is a host of Attack of the Show on G4TV, which means she spends most of her time giving nerds erections. She can also be seen in Rob Schneider’s upcoming movie “Big Stan,” where s...

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Paris Hilton Wants To Buy Cheetah

I’m starting to really enjoy the combination of being really super rich with being really super stupid.  It’s like right up there with the mixing of peanut butter and jelly, or hands and boobs.  Popsugar  reports: Paris Hilton had her...

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Taco Belle: Helene Rask

Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: You’ve seen Helene Rask in Norway. That’s pretty much the only place. Tantalizing tidbit: It’s really awesome to see a Wikipedia page that is clearly written by Norwegians who aren’t co...

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Creepy Or Sexy?: Katie Holmes

If you would have told me a year ago, I’d be doing a Creepy Or Sexy for Katie Holmes, I would have said to you “What the f*&k is a creepy or sexy? Get away from me, I have to go back to work at my shitty restaurant.” But I...

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Catherine Bell

Age: 39 Where you’ve seen her: If you’re the type of social butterfly who spent their Friday nights watching TV, then you’ve seen Catherine Bell in JAG. If you’re the type of person who watches the Lifetime Network, then y...

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Megan Fox Likes To Finger

Either Megan Fox lost all of her fingers except the middle, or she’s trying to make some sort of gang sign to the dude with the camera. I hope this gang sign means, “For some reason, I’m dating Brian Austin Green. I’m not ...

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Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

If you’ve ever thought “I’m going to put out an album where all I do is cover Tom Waits songs,” well, I got bad news for you.  People.com reports: Scarlett Johansson‘s new album features covers of alternative troubad...

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Kate Bosworth Doesn’t Remember Her Sex Scene

Let’s get right into this one. According to Celebnewswire.com: Kate Bosworth cannot recall shooting her love scene with Jim Sturgess for 21, she told PEOPLE at Wednesday’s Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans-sponsored screening of t...

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