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Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

Remeber when you’d get into a fight with your dad because he’d walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you’d tell him why that wasn’t cool he’d respond with “I ain’t wearin...

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Emma Watson Turns 18

So, I have to be honest; I’ve never seen the Harry Potter movies or read the books. But one time I was at the DMV and somebody left a HP coloring book there and I colored it to distract my mind from the stench of this lady next to me who s...

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Kim Kardashian Touches Herself

I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree…and you touch your boobs. At least that’s what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs ...

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Paris To Kardashian: You Have Fat Ass

I guess when you’re really famous for doing nothing, you get sorta pissed off when someone else gets more famous for doing even less. In Touch reports: Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

Write a caption for this photo of Kate Beckinsale and her little red friend and you can win a copy of The Arizona Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD Set. It’s great for reminiscing back to a time when baseball play...

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

See, it’s stories like this that make me appreciate that my dad calls me only when there’s something wrong with his “thing that plays those CD movies” or when a pitcher is currently taking a no-hitter into the seventh inni...

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Let’s Watch Kristen Bell Have Sex

Kristen Bell Sex Scene – Watch more free videos OK, so Kristen Bell‘s not really having sex…hell, she’s not even topless…but this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall is probably the closest you or I are ever going to...

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Mischa Barton: Groupie For Loser Bands

  It’s common knowledge that the sound of a guitar being played by a man with an effeminate hair cut and an inability to catch or throw a football causes a woman’s genitals to become moist. But sometimes it still surprises me.  Popsuga...

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The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

This is a clip from The Hills. All you need to know is that the Spencer dude and the Heidi chick just broke up. She’s trying to get over it, and he goes to the bar where she’s trying to do that, and tries to bang every chick within ...

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Sienna Miller + Bikini = Camel Toe

What is it with all these camel toes these days? Not to be outdone by Hayden Panettiere, Sienna Miller had to get out there and put her tuna melt where we could all see it. How would she feel if I waved my cameltail or moose knuckle all up in her...

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