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Taco Belle: Lucy Pinder

Source: hollywoodtuna.com Age: 23 (She turns 24 tomorrow.) Where you’ve seen her: Her breasts were voted “best all-natural pair in the world”. If that’s not enough, she’s also been in English skin rag Nuts, showing o...

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Taco Belle: Sandra Nilsson

Age: 21 Where you’ve seen her: She’s Swedish, so unless your name is Bjorn or Sven or ABBA, you’ve probably never seen her before. But, she’s going to be Playboy’s Playmate in January 2008. So you can see almost all ...

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Posh Spice Has Disgusting Armpit Fat

This is what you get when you try to cram a bunch of 40-something has-beens into cellophane or sheet metal whatever the hell this dress is made of. You get a whole lotta back fat squeezing out the sides like an overstuffed peanut butter sandwich...

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Amanda Beard Likes to Swim

Seeing Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard at the beach is a lot like seeing the African Elephant in its native habitat. Except the elephant is wearing a rather small bikini and has a kickass bod. Enjoy some photos of Amanda prancing around in the water...

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MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci

Age: 43 (Yes, 43) Where you’ve seen her:  The crappy Matrix movies, Passion of the Christ, Tears of the Sun and Shoot ‘Em Up. Oh wait, no one saw Shoot ‘Em Up. Tidbit Trivia: In 2004 (at the ripe young age of 40) she topped AskM...

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And The Winner Is!

JESSICA BIEL IN AN UPSET! After over 20,000 votes were cast, it’s official:  52 % of Holy Taco readers would rather do Jessica Biel, than Jessica Alba.  Here are some ACTUAL reactions from HT readers who e-mailed: Kurt G. – Are you f#...

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I Don’t Know Gemma Atkinson, but I Do Know Boobs

I have no idea who Gemma Atkinson is, but apparently she took off her shirt and helped celebrate something called Ultimo the other day. I have no idea if Ultimo is a store or a fashion line or a type of ball. And I don’t care.               

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Alexandra Paressant is a Sperm Expert

I guess having sex with the same old boring unbelievably hot celebrity starlet can get tiring, too. French model and sex kitten Alexandra Paressant is claiming to have had a two month affair with San Antonio Spurs French guard Tony Parker (If Tim...

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Taco Belle: Danielle Lloyd

Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: She won Miss England in 2004 and was named Miss Great Briatin in 2006. Tidbit Trivia: Danielle was “stripped” of her Miss Britain title after appearing nude in Playboy in 2006. Get it? Stripped? Sh...

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Paris Hilton Likes it When You Drink the Booze

She drinks and drives, she says “hot” a lot and…that’s about it. But those qualifications are enough to make her the spokesperson for a new ad campaign by Rich Prosecco. For those of you that don’t know (you might wa...

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