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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

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For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year.  We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that...

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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

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Vacations are a great way to escape the stress of daily life.  Unfortunately, you can’t go on vacation whenever you want, but sometimes it’s difficult to determine whether or not it’s a good time to get out of town. ThatR...

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Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

It seems like you can’t go anywhere these days without being completely surrounded by douchebags. Society’s douchiness level has gotten so bad that sometimes it’s hard to tell if you’ve become a douchebag without even real...

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A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a huge steamy dump in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa’s master list, and we’ve created a flowchart...

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A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate

A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate

It’s Holiday Season again, and with all the options out there these days, it can be difficult to determine which holiday you should celebrate.  Luckily, flowcharts are an excellent tool for making decisions like this.  In the pa...

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it’s that having a mistress is tough work.  That’s why we’ve decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you’ll be able to get away with it:  

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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems.  That’s why we’ve created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.  

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something.  That’s why we’ve creat...

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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue.  Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue tha...

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

 Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there’s no scenario that’s more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful...

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