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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be

A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be

Of all the decisions that have ever been made in the history of the world, there are none more difficult than deciding what costume your going to wear for Halloween this year.  That’s why we’ve created this handy flowchart to help...

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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, her...

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing.  It’s like having sex with a girl who’s way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying.  Luckily, flowcharts were invented to ...

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A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue

Labor Day is coming up this weekend, and that means you’ll probably be attending a barbecue. A Labor Day Barbecue is a lot like the last Indiana Jones movie: it’s really sweaty and confusing, and throughout the entire thing, nobody rea...

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A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You’re About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You’re About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

 Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you’re about to bang is too fa...

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Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it’s very confusing, there’s a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get through it.  There are a few key fact...

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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ...

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A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

Breaking up with your girlfriend can be a difficult and painful experience.  There are a lot of factors to take into consideration.  With that in mind, we decided to create this helpful flowchart so that you can determine the best way to...

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A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

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We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up.  Well, we’ve come up with a simpler, more realistic flowc...

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A Flowchart to Determine Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Movie

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The Summer of 2009 is jam-packed with blockbuster movies.  With huge movies like Transformers, Up, and Star Trek all competing for the best Summer Blockbuster of the year, it can be really difficult to figure out which movie you liked the bes...

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