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25 Things We Did Yesterday Instead of Posting a Gallery

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by Ian Fortey

We’re very busy at Holy Taco, what with all the restraining orders and pie eating contests we have to deal with, so i was with a heavy heart we actually posted no gallery yesterday. But we have a good reason why we missed it. 25 reasons, i...

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25 Amusement Parks to Avoid

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by Ian Fortey

Everyone wants to go to Disney World. Because these are the alternatives.

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25 Awesome Neon Signs

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by Ian Fortey

Anything you have to say becomes like 5 times more poignant when it’s neon.

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25 Reasons to Not Ride the Bus

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by Ian Fortey

Do you know what’s better than riding the bus? Literally everything.

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25 Killer Masked Movie Killers

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14 laid to rest

In real life, people just stab you. In movies, they play dress up first.

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25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

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Spring Break is a wild party. But it’s also this stuff. Beware.

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25 Terrifying Animal People

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by Ian Fortey

They call these things humanimals. You can hire them for parties and everything. You won’t, but you can.

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25 People Passed Out in Public

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by Ian Fortey

It’s tragic that all these people got so sleepy before they could get home to bed.

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25 Classical Art Tattoos

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3 L'Amour de Pierrot

Anyone can get a tattoo of Calvin pissing on Hobbes. To get one of these, it helps to at least know who Monet is.

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25 Ridiculous Love Dolls (mildly NSFW)

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Having a love doll at all is kind of sad. Having one of these is just wrong. So wrong.

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