Choosing an appropriate hat clearly takes more effort than you’d think. Wear one of these and there’s a good chance people will cross the street to avoid you.
A normal wedding is for suckers and people who already have the divorce papers in their luggage. Theme weddings are what keeps you together for at least 6 months.
When you need to start a fire to make s’mores, you could use matches or the power of lightning if that’s at your disposal, but you’ll make more of an impression on the local cavemen if you make fire with one of these. Actually, ...