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25 Unappetizing Holiday-Themed Products

christmas beer

When Christmas rolls around, a company can do one of three things; Continue business as usual trusting their quality product will still be needed and enjoyed by people of all faiths Dye their product red and green and call it “holiday̶...

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25 Unwatchable Santa Movies

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Tis the season to watch movies featuring Santa Claus. Except for all of these ones, they’re abhorrent.

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Classic Taco – 25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste

Classic Taco – 25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste

The making of craptastic Christmas paraphernalia has become something of a cottage industry, but it’s not just Christians who have questionable taste. Happy Hanukkah!

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25 Ridiculously Awesome Nativity Scenes

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If you believe in Jesus, then you believe in the power of a really awful nativity. Or an awesome one. It’s all relative.

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GIF Attack!

GIF Attack!

This GIF might be the new Holy Taco mascot. It’s too perfect. A serial killer throwing a taco in to the mouth of a child wizard with a mustache and a sombrero. Yup. That’s us.

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GIF Attack!

Dough cutter

I have to say it. I don’t want to, but I posted this GIF as the header image and were all thinking it, so I’m going to take the hit for the team. Here goes… What if you put your dick in it? There. I said it. We can now all go on with our lives fe...

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25 Terrible Gifts to Give This Christmas

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Gift giving is never easy, especially if you don’t really care. But guaranteed, if you celebrate Christmas, you’ve gotten at least one thing on this list before and weren’t super stoked to see it, either. This year, try to voi...

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GIF Attack!

Barf Rainbow

  Today’s GIF Attack contains two GIFs that prominently feature the word f*ck. Back in my day, GIFs didn’t need to be crass to be funny. A GIF of a man getting hit in the dick by a pair of angry tits was wholesome internet entert...

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25 Ridiculous Things to Buy from Skymall

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By now everyone realizes that Skymall is 50% jokes and 50% business – half of that crap they just put in catalogs so you can laugh at something if your plane starts going down. But they’re still legally obligated to give it to you if...

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25 Batmen

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  We’re all excited about Christopher Nolan’s final Batman – the Dark Knight Rises. And while the latest sneak peek has apparently proven that no one can understand bane while he speaks, at least it’s Batman. HeR...

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