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The 30 Greatest Texas Mugshot Photos of All Time

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With celebrity appearances from Johnny Cash, Johnny Football, Anna Nicole Smith, and Matthew McConaughey, who was throwing a pretty good one-man party at the time.

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Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair Photos Fall Short of Our Jen Selter Ass-Photo Standards

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Jen Selter’s ass needs no introduction. Arguably the most famous ass on the Internet, Jen Selter’s ass has drawn over 2.6 million followers on Instagram, the vast majority of whom are thirsty dudes who frantically type out their fantas...

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The 25 Sexiest NSFW American Apparel Ads

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They make a heck of a nice t-shirt, too!

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The 50 Craziest Florida Mugshot Photos of All Time

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I have no idea what’s up with Florida, you guys. Literally every day, there’s at least one news story that illustrates what a pit of depravity and insanity that state is.

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Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Photos Leaked, Pervy Sam & Cat Fans Rejoice

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Jennette McCurdy is one of those women we feel weird about having a crush on, considering she was still a teenager when she became famous. (See also: McKayla Maroney.)

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Ellen’s Oscars Selfie: The 12 Greatest Photoshop Parodies

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Ellen DeGeneres’s star-studded selfie during the 2014 Oscars broadcast literally broke the Internet, and inspired some truly hilarious (and terrifying) photoshops. Here are a dozen of our favorites.

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27 Photos of Hattie Watson, Tattooed Hipster Goddess

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Is it weird to say that Hattie looks like a young and super-hot version of Sissy Spacek? That’s weird, isn’t it. Sorry.

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17 SFW Photos of Brett Rossi, Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Porn Star Fiancé

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It will be the fourth marriage for Sheen, who has caught lots of attention for dating porn stars and publicly trashing his exes. So good luck, Brett, you’ve got your work cut out for you.

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26 Photos of Nina Agdal, 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover-Girl

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Nina has modeled for Victoria’s Secret and Frederick’s of Hollywood, used to date Adam Levine, and last year she did one of those sexy burger ads for Carl’s Jr.

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The 10 Funniest Ashley Wagner Angry Face Memes

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Team USA wound up taking bronze in the competition, and now Wagner is the McKayla Maroney of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

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