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Gallery: 18 Creepy Elmo Pictures

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At a certain point, I’m going to have to explain to my two-year-old that Elmo is not real — he’s just a puppet, controlled by an ordinary human man with a taste for male jailbait.

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Classic Crush: 27 Photos of Nancy Cameron, ’70s Playboy Playmate

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Nancy now teaches college composition at the University of Pittsburgh, and she’s probably still a total babe at age 60.

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20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos: A Photo Tribute

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From Gucci Mane’s ice-cream face to Cheryl Cole’s ass-roses, these celebrity tats should see the business end of a laser gun.

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Classic Crush: 31 Photos of Betty Brosmer, Legendary Pin-Up Girl

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Betty Brosmer might be the most famous model you’ve never heard of.

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Remembering The Ultimate Warrior: The Wrestling Legend’s All-Time Greatest Promos

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No cause of death has been released, but if we were to wager a guess, we’d go with “Epic motorcycle volcano accident.”

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Paulina Gretzky’s Golf Digest Cover Draws Hate From Lady-Golfers

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Do sexy women have any place in golf, or golf-related reading materials? The debate rages on.

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PopHangover Presents: The Funniest Resume Fails Ever

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Putting together a resume is never easy. Ideally you want to summarize your experience, relevant skills, and the kind of job you’re looking for, while avoiding any mentions of, say, your allegiance to the Third Reich. Indeed, it can be a del...

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21 Photos of Women With Wild Animals

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There’s a dreamy, fairy-tale quality to these photos that makes them a little surreal, and very compelling. (I mean, it’s not like we’re normally into photos of girls with animals or anything. Okay? *clears browser history*.

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30 Photos of Ai Shinozaki, Insanely Sexy Japanese Model/Singer

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Ai Shinozaki is basically the Japanese Kate Upton, and by that I mean she has massive breasts, a beautiful, doll-like face, and I love to watch her dance even though she can’t dance that well.

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21 of the Dumbest Fast Food Tattoos Ever

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Look, all tattoos are stupid on some level. But getting an ironic tattoo of a corporate logo is pretty much the stupidest thing a person can do — and it’s crazy how many people have done it.

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