Kylie Minogue

November 2nd, 2009 | 08:38 am
Kylie Minogue

 Where You've Seen Her: Kylie Minogue may be looking a little plastic these days, but she is certainly looking good for her age.  Though relatively unknown in the States, Kylie is a popular and well known singer/songwriter from Australia who...

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