Where You've Seen Her: Kylie Minogue may be looking a little plastic these days, but she is certainly looking good for her age. Though relatively unknown in the States, Kylie is a popular and well known singer/songwriter from Australia who...
Write a caption for this photo of this extremely sexy "lady" and win a PS2 controller with a Batista and Undertaker skin. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by HolyTaco via email. Here's what it looks like:
The worst part about taking a dump is having to look at a pile of lifeless brown mass just sitting there with no personality. Well, my friend, your days of dull and dreary dung are over! Some scientist weirdos have created the Gold Pill. It's made of 24-karat gold leaf...
But there's a perfectly valid reason for this Whopper's lack of flava. In honor of it's 50th birthday, Madame Tussauds in NYC has created a wax version of the classic man-meal. And just because they felt like it, Tussauds also made a life-size wax statue of the beloved Burger King...
If your dog keeps getting his ass jousted by other dogs in the neighborhood, then maybe it's time to get Fido his own suit of armor. I don't know if this is for hardcore LARPers or dudes who are trying to compensate for tiny dicks or baldness. Either way, for...
Most ecards you get are from your mom and they consist of cartoon puppy dancing around a birthday cake and singing "Happy Barkday". Someecards.com saw that there weren't electronic greetings that spoke to the common man. So they did something about it.
Instead of the schmaltzy pap you get from elderly family...
Platino is the newest tequila from Jose Cuervo’s ultra premium Reserva De La Familia line. This limited edition silver tequila, which means it’s only been aged 60 days, was once reserved as the Cuervo family’s private stash. But now you can have your own bottle for $59.99. 80 proof.
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Write a caption for this photo of a jump-roper gone awry and win a copy of Midway's "John Woo Presents Stranglehold" for the PS3. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by HolyTaco via email. If that's not enough to make you enter, gaze upon this...
If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer. Just pop your...
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