If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's the crappiest thing you could get in your trick-or-treat bag on Halloween: Pennies, or Jesus Pamphlets? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument that...
Everyone has to go to the grocery store once in a while, including really weird people. This makes your neighborhood grocery store an excellent venue for seeing some really entertaining stuff. Take this bingo card with you the next time you go and let the good times roll just like...
This isn't just any normal castle, though; my castle is shaped like a f*cking skull. Yeah, that's right, a skull. And it's also called Castle Greyskull. Where do you live? In the Oak Terrace Apartments? In the Shady Meadows Housing Subdivision? I live in the Castle F*cking Greyskull! Shit, dude! ...
Hey everyone, it's me: He-Man. Y'know, the Master of the F*cking Universe? The Legendary Hero that raised all of you through television, action figures, and breakfast cereals? I used to be a complete badass, but for some reason you've all decided to start making fun of me lately. At first...