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This Day In History: Leck mich im Arsch

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As you may have already seen here on the Holy Taco main page earlier today, R&B artist Riskay crafted a wonderful piece of sonic filth known as “Smell Yo Dick,” a women’s impassioned plea to a philanderer of a lover to kind...

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25 Balls to the Face – Video Edition

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One year ago today, we brought you a photo gallery of people getting hit in the face with balls. Today, we’d like to do the same thing. Except with video. Why? Because recycling ideas is fun and easy, that’s why...

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Holy Taco Bowlderizes the Classics: Smell Yo D*ck Edition

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Thomas Bowdler rewrote Shakespeare to better appeal to the sensibilities of the 19th century, which is to say he took out all references to poontang and the shocker. We understand that not everyone likes those things, so we decided to follow his ...

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Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

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Today seems to be a fat day on Holy Taco, so it’s appropriate that this video is buzzing on the internet right now amongst the sorts of people who produce and then send this video to others who will watch while experiencing mild discomfort u...

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Resolved Questions: Spiders

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Today’s question comes to us via Yahoo! Answers user Hairy: Hairy writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “lmao, seriously? your vagina isnt a cavern”

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25 Truffle Shuffles

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The Truffle Shuffle helped make the Goonies into the cultural phenomenon it was and is. The movie turned 25 this year, so let’s celebrate with the exploitation of fat people.

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Fat to the Future

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Fast food tells us that we are beautiful. Disagree? How impudent of you. But follow along. The fast food industry relies on you believing you’re wonderful and perfect because if you didn’t believe, on some level, you were not walk...

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A Look To The Future: Apple

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On that fateful day of April 1st, 1976, three men established a company that would later go on to radically alter the landscape of personal tech gadgets. Those three men were Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and some other dude that time has almost com...

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Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

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We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation...

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The Birth Control Conversations Real Women Have When They’re Not In A Birth Control Commercial

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Having a doctor dryly tell you about the risks of using a specific type of birth control can be dull, right ladies? (We’re going to assume you agree and continue on with the article). Birth control companies know this, so they attempted to ...

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General - Page 134

This Day In History: Leck mich im Arsch

25 Balls to the Face – Video Edition

Holy Taco Bowlderizes the Classics: Smell Yo D*ck Edition

Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

Resolved Questions: Spiders

25 Truffle Shuffles

Fat to the Future

A Look To The Future: Apple

Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

The Birth Control Conversations Real Women Have When They’re Not In A Birth Control Commercial

Photo of the Day

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