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An Open Letter to the Woman Who Peed on the Floor of the Marconi Radio Store in Beverly, MA

An Open Letter to the Woman Who Peed on the Floor of the Marconi Radio Store in Beverly, MA

Dear woman who peed on the floor of the ‘Marconi Radio’ store in Beverly, MA, How are you? You don’t seem well. I’m assuming something’s wrong since you dropped your pants and pissed all over the floor of a mobile p...

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Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

    There are a lot of things to get excited about: having a baby, winning the lottery, finding ten-bucks in the jeans you haven’t worn in forever. But there is little in this world that can get a man’s penis fully engorged ...

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Nebraska Woman Discovers Cheap and Easy Tattoo Remover: A.K.A. Her Knife

Nebraska Woman Discovers Cheap and Easy Tattoo Remover: A.K.A. Her Knife

Do you have an unwanted tattoo? Are you unable to pay for a costly laser removal? Well, you might be in luck. A Nebraska woman has developed a cheap and easy technique that will forever change the way Americans deal with unwanted tatts. Using a d...

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25 Presidents Keepin’ it Real

25 Presidents Keepin’ it Real

  You know what you never see?  The president riding a moose or in his aquacar.  Lucky for you we found these pics of presidents being awesome.  Sorta.

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25 Awful Homemade Tattoos

25 Awful Homemade Tattoos

 Everyone likes a good tattoo – keyword being "good."  But good usually costs money and who has the time to get a professional these days anyway when it’s just as easy to stay home with a pen and an inkwell?

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Poems from Mel Gibson

Poems from Mel Gibson

TMZ just released some poetry and letters written by Mel Gibson to his ex, Oksana Grigorieva that she saved over the years. You can read the whole things over at TMZ but it’s worth noting that they include lines like “have decided to...

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25 Hairstyles Worse Than Mullets

25 Hairstyles Worse Than Mullets

  The mullet is a truly ugly hairstyle, but before you mock the next low budget trailer person sporting one, remember they could look even more preposterous with just a little more(or less) effort.  

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Sunday Comics

Sunday Comics

  It’s Sunday again and that means it’s time for what you crave. 

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25 Animals Flipping the Bird

25 Animals Flipping the Bird

  Humans think they’re so awesome with their opposable thunbs and polo shirts.  Well, the animal kingdom is full of digits as well, and in the right light it totally looks like they’re flipping you off.  Awesome.

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Poorly Drawn Lines

Poorly Drawn Lines

  Poorly Drawn Lines returns. This time your emo diary gets what’s coming to it.  Sucker.  

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