The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes you can see him in the smile of a child, other times he comforts you through the actions of a stranger. And there are even other, crazier times when he uses a porn-addicted reverend to teach you his message of peace and goodwill...
The Chicago Bears new starter tells you how to put hair on your face.
We knew Kyle Orton was good at drinking. And we knew Kyle Orton was good at holding a clipboard. But Orton’s true calling in life will be on full display for the entire nation this week when he goes against the...
The next time you're IMing with your pal Charlie and your new girlfriend, make sure you're not talking to Charlie when you bring up the whole "is your ex-boyfriend's cock bigger than mine" discussion.
In case you're having trouble reading the text, here it is:
59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can...
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The embarrassment of morning face can be, well, embarrassing. After waking up to a “disturbance” outside her house, the Daily Mail is reporting that Bobblehead Winehouse got up, decided to not put on a shirt, shoes or a feminine face and came strolling outside to see what...
It’s nice to know that for all of humankind’s progress (nuclear bombs, breast implants) we are still no smarter than our primate cousins. Japanese researchers gave some college students and some chimpanzees a memory test and…well, I can’t remember exactly how it came out, so I’ll just copy and paste...
If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer. Just pop your...
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