Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
After the controversy from the New York Post's recent comic that came under fire for allegedly referring to Barack Obama as a monkey, the Post has unveiled a new comic, this time for children. Using the "Where's Waldo" theme, kids get to try and find a copy of the New...
I don't always understand "art," but I do understand "terrifying dolls that will haunt my dreams until I die." And these dolls made out of real animal parts in artist Heide Hatry's new "Heads and Tales" exhibiton fall into the latter category. I guess this is supposed to be a...
Reality TV is dog-eat-dog world. With all the competition out there, it's important that shows keep adapting and evolving to keep viewers interested. So, we weren't really all that surprised to see this letter from the producers of VH1's hit show "Rock of Love" sent to the cast of the...
Cupid's been making love matches for hundred of years, so we figured that by now, he's probably not that into his job. Luckily, we found a couple pages from his diary to confirm this.
It's not everyday you get sent a partial compendium of Latvian humor jokes, but today is my lucky day. Chris Connolly and Ky Henderson, who have proclaimed themselves the "Ministers of Latvian Humorological Joke Society of Latvia," were kind enough to send HolyTaco some of Latvia's most well-loved jokes. And...
I've never been to Taos, New Mexico, but from the looks of their police blotter, it's a pretty awesome city. They should put this on their tourism pamphlets. How many other cities in the US could boast that Matt Damon controls one of their resident's minds (from Naples, Italy, no...
Thanks to Bacolicio.us you can now add bacon to any website you want to. According to them:Need a side of bacon on your web site. Just put it at the end of http://bacolicio.us/For example: http://bacolicio.us/http://www.holytaco.comAnd voila! What was once a baconless website is now a baconfull website. Just to show...
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