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You know how everybody hates a part of their body, like say that patch of loose skin shaped like a vagina that runs vertical beside your penis and gets all tingly when the UPS man comes into the office? Just speaking hypothetically, of course. My point is that everybody...
So the Emmy nominations came out today and I realized I watch maybe two of these shows on a bi-annual basis when I am high and the batteries in the remote go dead. However, I love when nominations come out because you get to hear all the "I'm so shocked...
You know how everyone is always like: "It's a known fact that John Travolta is banging the stable boy!' and "Tom Cruise does goats!" and "Robin Williams has man-threesomes, everybody knows that!" and "Rosie O'Donnell isn't fat and likes dudes!" Well, I believe every story I hear and now I...
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Okay, every 20 years or so, a show comes along that represents what we as Americans stand for. And that show is "From G's to Gents". The show premiered last night on MTV and is executive produced by Jamie Foxx who is...
The internet is great for many things, like ordering wives from the Republic of Macedonia or researching the many ways to make a skin suit. But it can also be used for evil, like looking up dirt from someone's past and throwing it in their faces. Seems that's what Lauren...
Remember when you'd go to the dentist's office when you were a kid and there'd be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that magazine sucked. Really bad. Even eight-year-olds knew it blew. So,...
Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager's car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here's the nutshell:
1) Some guy is hated.
2) Some dudes get all Mission Impossible and reroute the bathroom's poop vents...
I used to love me some Cheryl Hines. She oozed equal amounts of restrained sarcasm and goofy "I could have maybe had an outside shot at her in high school" sex appeal while navigating the zany world of Larry David. I even watched her in RV with Robin Williams, aided...
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