Pulling off an internet hoax is a lot like being a stripper. It can be a good way to make a lot of money, and it's pretty easy, too. All kinds of morons have pulled off successful hoaxes in the...
We got to go to a screening of Paranormal Activity recently, and it's scary as hell (if it's not playing in your area, you can go here and click the "Demand It" button to encourage distribution to your town). The movie got us thinking about how hard it would be...
8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day. Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you're working when you're actually not doing jack-shit. Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and a combination of a few different techniques. Here...
Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they're on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we'd like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood-thirsty audience and appease the God-fearing masses at the same time: Step...
It's eight o'clock tonight, and you've got a computer, a television set, a cell phone, and a paused game of Skate 2, all grappling for your attention. The last thing you feel like paying attention to is your girlfriend, and whatever trivial matter she's decided to complain about. There's a...
We've all been in this predicament before: Your landlord shows up demanding the rent money, and you don't have it. Of course, you can't tell the landlord that. You're going to have to lie to him profusely. It can be tricky, but luckily we're here to show you the right...
A Very Special Guest Article by Johnny Wickham As you may have noticed, Craigslist recently abolished their "Erotic Services" section. Don't worry, though: the Sex-for-Money business will always persevere, even if it means that we have to revert back to the ancient way of doing things, the way that our fathers...
a very special guest column by Johnny Wickham As a person who got into a lot of trouble as a kid, nothing worries me more than what a normal, everyday person would have to do to survive prison. Prison seems kind of like church camp: You don’t know how you got...
When I was a kid, I was completely obsessed with G.I. Joe action figures. Eventually I started running out of fictional storylines, so I decided to re-enact some of my favorite movies of the time. By far, the best movie to re-enact with G.I. Joes is Red Dawn. Casting is...
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