How To: Pull Off an Internet Hoax

October 20th, 2009 | 09:56 am
How To: Pull Off an Internet Hoax

Pulling off an internet hoax is a lot like being a stripper.  It can be a good way to make a lot of money, and it's pretty easy, too.  All kinds of morons have pulled off successful hoaxes in the...

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