If there's one thing we like more than eating other people's lunches, it's arguing about really stupid things, like what's scarier: Killer Clowns, or Killer Tomatoes? Stupid Argument that Killer Clowns are Scarier: Nobody on earth is comfortable with the idea of clowns in general. Something about the facepaint and the costumes...
There's nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be. The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you'll have something to keep you occupied while your fiance snorts coke off of a tranny...
Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if you should fap to it:
A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it's safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won't go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We're curious to know who/what you think would survive, so send your...
If you're one of the many lazy people out there, we're here to help. We've created this Official Confession of Laziness just for you. Just email it to whoever needs to see it, or tell them to come here and look at it on your behalf. Whatever's easiest.
We grew up watching sitcoms, and the best character in any traditional sitcom is always the wacky neighbor. Just like the retarded kid that they tried to integrate into your fifth grade class, the wacky neighbor provides excellent comic relief and spices up every situation with unconventional silliness. These are...
Alright, let's see: this guy's driving a 2004 Honda Civic that's completely beat to shit. There's no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket. Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his entire month. I'll just run his license plate through the police database...
Do you fight over the TV with your girlfriend because you want to watch football and she wants to watch Dancing With The Stars? Would you really like to win that argument? Well now you can! Football games contain both football and dancing. It's true! You just have to know...
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