The funniest thing you can ever see is a fat person slipping on ice. That's just a fact. Short of that, a montage of normal people falling on normal things is pretty close.
If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death: Stupid Argument that Lady Gaga Would Win: First off, don't underestimate Lady Gaga. ...
In the past, we've shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties. Now we've come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you're hanging out in a crappy dive bar this weekend. Enjoy.
1. Bears in German Zoo are Going BaldA group of Spectacle Bears in a German Zoo are all going bald. German zoo vets are baffled because apparently they've never heard of mange before. While searching for a remedy to the bear baldness epidemic, zookeepers have renamed the bear exhibit "The...
Previously on Holy Taco, we've used flowcharts to determine if you'll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue. Now we've decided to tackle a tough issue that everyone is faced with at least once in their lifetime (and...
Y'know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do? And you know how whenever you find yourself in that situation, you just think, "Man, this sucks!...
My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just hangs out with a magic mannequin come-to-life in a...
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