Warning Signs are everywhere, and they're really helpful. They tell us when something is electrified, when a lawnmower blade is sharp enough to cut our fingers off, or when a chemical is incredibly poisonous. In fact, Warning Signs are so helpful that we decided to create a few new ones,...
God dammit. This clip on tie is not staying put at all. It's alright, don't get caught up in the details. Just try to enjoy the experience. I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That's pretty awesome. Sure, she's a little bit pudgy and she has...
Like it or not, people judged you this weekend based on your Halloween costume. You probably had a specific message in mind when you chose your attire for the evening, but sometimes the message you're trying to send out isn't always the same as the message that people received. Here's...
If there's one thing we like to do on Halloween more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's scarier: a broken condom when you're having sex with a prostitute, or choking when you're home alone. Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same...
Whether you're attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you're going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween. You may as well keep track of them with his handy Halloween Bingo Card:
When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us. Here are some letters written to those a-holes:
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