Stereotypes are some of the most difficult things to overcome for any race. Every time you think your people start making some headway, someone has to mess it up for everybody. Well, we think it’s about time every race got their own publicist and started putting a gag...
It's nice to know that we're just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter.
11. Bartolo Colon
That must be one giant bidet.
10. Kerry Wood
Whoa, buddy. Isn’t that...
10. Florence Henderson – Polident Denture Cleaner
Just like shampoos and skin care products use hot girls to endorse their products, Polident uses a hot old woman because sex sells. Even if it’s a sexy 74-year-old. [Editor's Note: I would still have sex with Florence Henderson.]
9. ChiChi Rodriguez – Energy Bracelet
Would-be...
There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like "moist" and "panties" are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren't really considering all the words...
It's March Madness time. And with March Madness comes college mascots. Every school chooses a mascot that strikes fear or intimidation into the heart of their opponent. But we think maybe they're not always the most accurate depictions of what that school is all about. Without...
Guitarists get all the chicks and the glory. But what about those brave souls who say "Let me grow a pony tail. Then give me a piano and let me program the keys to sound like guitar strings, then hang it around my neck and let me wail...
They say that guys who know how to dance are better at getting girls. Watch these videos and learn a thing or two, so next time you're out at the bar, you can make sure you will never, ever, ever get a girl.
8. Do The Douche
Cut off jean shorts? Check....
Some celebrities and sports figures are so full of themselves that they turn their kid's names into a carnival of ego and arrogance. Here are the six worst.
Roger Clemens
Kids: Koby Aaron, Kory Allen, Kacy Austin, and Kody Alec
You must really love yourself, and hate your children, when feel the need...
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