Marge Simpson is going to be featured on the November issue of Playboy Magazine. It may seem like an obvious choice, but there were a few other cartoon babes that gave her a run for her money. Here are some of the rejected Playboy cartoon cover girls:
No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons. Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awesome and hilarious re-interpretations of some of the most...
1. Dead Clown Deer Somehow Fails to Be HilariousAnimal Control officers in Sioux City, Iowa were upset to find a dead deer dressed as a clown on a family's porch Wednesday morning. The family says the deer mentioned something about not feeling well, but they thought it was part of...
In an attempt to combat The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ESPN Magazine has created "The Body Issue", featuring naked athletes, which hits newstands tomorrow. Unfortunately, it's a lot harder to find super-hot athletes than it is to track down super-hot swimsuit models (go figure). We got our hands on some...
My dad is a pretty normal guy. He collects guns and swords, he designs and manufactures his own flea circuses, and he's always dressing up as a wizard and doing magic tricks for people. Y'know, just normal "Dad" stuff. We were recently discussing the strengths and weaknesses of Beatles Rock...
Eat your cold dead heart out, CNN, because you just got scooped by a couple of idiots. That's right: Holy Taco has recently discovered the diary of one of David Letterman's less-attractive interns:
Holy crap, holy crap, holy f*cking crap! What have I gotten myself into?! This is bad. This is very, very bad. Okay, I can see a castle up ahead. That's gotta be where that hot princess is. All I have to do is just get around all this weird, f*cked...
Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control). That's why we've created this handy-dandy flowchart to...
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