If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument for Van Halen I choose Van Halen to...
There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then providing you with a...
Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time. Sure, it's ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that's exactly why it's such a good film. Like a butterface girl who...
If you're in the mood for some retarded photoshops this morning, then you've come to the right place. Some celebrities look a lot like animals, so we decided to see what it would look like if they actually were the animals they so closely resemble: Wilford Brimley as a Walrus Rosie O'Donnell...
Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist. These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Rosemary's Baby and Chinatown, and only one of those two movies is about raping a child. ...
A while back, we put together a pretty awesome Tom Brady Comic, and it's time for a second installment. Tom Brady has the most incredible, surreal life imaginable. His baby mama is super hot actress Bridget Moynahan, and he's currently fathering another child with his wife (the hottest model in...
If you're like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you've had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever. Y'know, the standard "one night stand follow-up letter" stuff. But what if those letters...
Okay, there's a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don't sit here. Don't sit here. I'm a mean, bad person that's not fun to sit next to on a plane. YES! He passed up my row. Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up. Don't sit here. I'm a...
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