When you're sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play. Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it's empty, and using pre-designated towels so that you don't get a faceful of your roommate's...
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like whether Immortality would be really awesome, or really crappy. Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument for Immortality Being Really Awesome: It doesn't take a moron...
Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they're fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off. I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners. Anyway, here's a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:
Hello, The Public! It's me, Mayor Myron Lowery! Y'know, people have been giving me a hard time ever since I fist bumped the Dalai Lama a few days ago. People are using big words, like "disrespectful", "rude", and "totally ghettorrific". I don't even know what the last one means. It's...
It's well-known that Joe Biden has said he wants to be involved in every decision that Barack Obama makes, and he wants to be in the room for every single meeting, but I don't think anyone realized how serious he was about it...until now.
A week ago, we presented our readers with an opportunity to win a sweet Michael Moore prize pack, featuring a 3-DVD pack, a Capitalism: A Love Story t-shirt, and some other swag from Michael Moore's new film, Capitalism: A Love Story, which opens on October 2nd. Here's what all of...
Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you're still going to pay way too much for whatever you get. Just as with a prostitute, it's important to investigate the anatomy of a fast food restaurant, so that you have a...
Announcing a football game is hard work. You have to watch the game and talk about what's going on, and you don't even get to pound beer and Doritos while you're doing it. It's just too damn stressful up in the booth. That's why football announcers are always dropping F-bombs...
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