Last week the Seahawks were good to me and they covered even though Matt Hasselbeck played like he shit his pants on every first down and was just trying to get back to the sidelines as quick as possible to...
"Please don't pick us Holy Taco, you suck."
I lost again last week. Again. I'm 1-4. Why does God hate me? Is it because I crapped in a box and brought it to a secret Santa party? I feel so lost right now, and not like...
Guess who won their bet last week? That's right, this mo-fo right here! I got one in the win column baby! I feel like I felt right after I lost my virginity, and even better, there's no one sitting next to me sobbing, saying, "What did I do? What the...
Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I'm 0-3 and last week I put down a "John Holmes' Penis" sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there's gonna be a few people who won't be getting Christmas presents this year. Mostly cousins. But one...
"Why God, why am I on the Lions?"
Okay, let me first address my loss last week in which New Orleans failed to cover 3 points against a headless bucs team.
F YOU REGGIE BUSH! There's 3 minutes left and you fumble with a three point lead?! The only thing...
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