Where You've Seen Her: Jaime Bergman is another blonde actress that spells her name like she's Spanish so she sounds more exotic even though she's from Utah. But, she is undeniably hot and talented. Getting her start as an actress...
Where You've Seen Her: Salma Hayek has been seen by the entire world because of how ridiculously hot she is. From Mexican Soaps to Hollywood Action movies, she's done it all. MILF Status: Salma gave birth to a baby girl with French businessman Francois Pinault little over a year ago. Pointless Quote: "I...
Where you've seen her: Kate Moss has been showing us most of her naked body for years. If you don't know where you've seen her, we can't really help you out. MILF Status: Kate joined the ranks of MILFs back in 2002 when she squeezed so hard she shit out a...
Where you've seen her: Chyler Leigh was in "Not Another Teen Movie" with (probably) one of the Wayans, and she's now a full-fledged member of the "Grey's Anatomy" cast. Which means shewill probably not be appearing in anything with the Wayans anytime soon. MILFStatus: She has a son and a daughter...
Age: 38 Where you've seen her: Claudia Schiffer has been in about a trillion magazines and done cameos in movies like "Zoolander" "Catwalk" and the classic piece of American film, "Pret-A-Porter." MILF Status: Claudia has had sex at least two times in her life. We have proof of this when her intercourse...
Age: 40Where you've seen her: Naomi Watts has been in King Kong, 21 Grams and she went topless in Mulholland Drive. Her dad was a sound engineer for Pink Floyd, which means she was probably weaned on acid. MILF Status: She's made two babies with Liev Schreiber. And we know what...
Age: 44 Where you've seen her: Since she's 44, Elle Macpherson has been taking sexy, half naked photos for about 30 years. If you don't know where you've seen her, don't look to me for help. MILF status: She squeezed and shit out two kids. One named Arpad and the other named...
Age: 37 Where you've seen her: Who are we kidding. You don't know Jennifer Connelly from "Labrynth" or "Career Opportunities" or "A Beautiful Mind" or the new "The Day The Earth Stood Still." You will always only know her from the 'ass to ass' scene at the end of "Requiem for...
Age: 43Where you've seen her: Shania Twain is the Canadian country singing sensation who "feels" and looks (and probably smells) like a woman. MILF Status: Shania had a baby with producer "Mutt" Lange in 2001. Then, seven years later, Mutt left her for an uglier woman. Coincedence? Pointless quote: "I don't want...
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