Where You've Seen Her: Jaime Bergman is another blonde actress that spells her name like she's Spanish so she sounds more exotic even though she's from Utah. But, she is undeniably hot and talented. Getting her start as an actress...
Age: 31
Where you've seen her: Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss actress who appears in mainly German and Italian TV shows that haven't bee translated into English.
MILF status: In 1996 some sperm penetrated one of her eggs and a tiny human slid out of her vagina. So, in short, yes, she...
Age: 38
Where you've seen her: Charisma Carpenter was once a cheerleader for the San Diego Chargers. Then she scored the role of Cordelia in the hit television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and its subsequent spin-off show, Angel. She's been in Playboy (June, 2004) and is currently considering starring on...
Age: 37
Where you've seen her: Ninel Conde has been in lots of Mexican movies, most notably called "7 Mujeres, 1 Homosexual y Carlos." (I like Carlos's odds.)
MILF status: She became a MILF a few years ago when a little tiny baby named Sofia came flying out of her vagina hole.
Pointless...
Age: 27
Where you've seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy.
MILF status: Last week Alessandra squeezed really hard and an itty bitty baby came flying out of her vagina. Hakuna matata.
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Age: 32
Where you've seen her: Paz Vega is a Spanish actress who also appeared in a movie called Spanglish with Adam Sandler. And while that movie was totally panned...
...This is what it actually says on Spanglish's wikipedia page: "While critical opinion remains somewhat mixed, many felt that the film was...
Age: 33
Where you've seen her: If you've seen Aracely Arambula before, then you probably spend a lot of time watching Mexican soap operas. And considering what's on TV here in America, that's not a bad way to go through life.
MILF Status: Some guy named Luis Miguel did the mattress mamba...
Age: 39
Where you've seen her: Since you probably aren't a die-hard General Hospital fan, the only place you could've seen Vanessa Marcil was on the she Las Vegas. If you are a die-hard General Hospital fan, you probably don't have a job, which is pretty cool.
Sad facts: Vanessa was married...
Age: 36
Where you've seen her: Amanda Peet has been in Saving Silverman, The Whole Nine Yards, Syriana and now she's going to be in the new X-Files movie.
MILF status: Back in 2006 Amanda squeezed really hard and a little daughter named Francis Pen came out.
Pointless quote: “When I read The...
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