Even More News You Won't Believe Is Real

October 15th, 2009 | 04:14 pm
Even More News You Won't Believe Is Real

  1. 6-Year Old Reportedly Took Joyride in Family's Experimental AirshipA 6-year old child flew 7,000 feet above Colorado after climbing into his father's experimental balloon ship.  The ship has since landed, but so far the boy has not been found....

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