1. 6-Year Old Reportedly Took Joyride in Family's Experimental AirshipA 6-year old child flew 7,000 feet above Colorado after climbing into his father's experimental balloon ship. The ship has since landed, but so far the boy has not been found....
While it sounds like the world's greatest porn name ever created, it's actually just the name of a dead gay guy in San Diego who had really good ethics. According to gaylesbiantimes.com:The Richard P. Geyser President’s Ethics Award seeks to honor local individuals who practice and encourage high ethical standards...
This is what happens when you go out of town without your laptop and you're unable to login to change your Yahoo! fantasy football team. You give your precious login and password to what was once a good and trusted friend so he can put Sebastian Janikowski in for Robbie...
This kid's name is actually Adolf Hitler. No, really. And his parents are mad because their local Shop Rite wouldn't make li'l Adolf a cake with his name on it for his third birthday. According to lehighvalleylive.com: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf...
Did they have to use the word "probe"? Wouldn't "inquiry" or "investigation" get the point across without the unfortunate connotation of putting things inside little boy's rear ends? This story isn't about sexual assualt, but when I see this headline, I read "Private School Kids Try To Forget About All...
This story doesn't make any sense to me. According to the cbc: A 16-year-old guitarist with Italian gothic metal band Soul Cry is in hospital after bandmates allegedly stabbed him for not playing well enough. The attack occurred after a rehearsal in Sestri Ponente, a town...
Aww, man. I was totally going to see Marley and Me, the crappy attempt at a shitty feel good Christmas movie starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, but now that I know the ending...well, what's the point? I wonder if at the end of the movie, when the dog dies, if...
Today is HolyTaco's Christmas party so we're going to be posting a little lighter than usual (our Christmas party consists of 14 cans of Schlitz and a stale packet of oyster crackers), but I thought this was worth seeing. I'm not sure what these dolls are supposed to teach the...
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