1. 6-Year Old Reportedly Took Joyride in Family's Experimental AirshipA 6-year old child flew 7,000 feet above Colorado after climbing into his father's experimental balloon ship. The ship has since landed, but so far the boy has not been found....
We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit. But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally made me so "I don't know if I can...
Traveling is always a pain in the ass, even more so during this time of year. So we decided to take you through your journey home, and show you what the people you deal with while you travel are thinking. The Taxi Driver Who Takes You To The Airport Give me your...
While on a trip to Japan, a friend of mine decided to visit their version of McDonald's (because the first thing you want to do when you visit any new country, is see what their fast food joints look like.) So, while he was in there, he saw this sign...
I've seen some pretty big taints in my day, but I've always been able to escape them. I can't imagine how big a taint would have to be to qualify as "inescapable." Especially for a president-elect. Because I imagine the secret service has the top-of-the-line taint-escpaping abilities of anyone on...
Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one). There's only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholics who aren't supposed to drink anymore but just love the flavor of...
Whoevers Myspace page this is taken from is in a real dilemma. On the surface, this kind of looks like a no-brainer. Jesus wants to be their friend, while Satan wants to destroy them. But when you really think about it, how often do you get the chance to be...
We got a lot of emails from different people all over the world. Some of them tell us how stupid we are, others tell us how great we are (OK, one did once, a long time ago.) But the other day we got this one and thought it was worth...
Sometimes a news story falls through the cracks. Apparently back in 2001, Max Wright, the loving father of Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, aka Alien Life Form, was photographed by the National Enquirer smoking crack and having gay sex with homeless dudes. This happened in 2001 and yet neither I nor...
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